Today, a woman drove her car onto my closed worksite. Since it is hazardous for the general public, I told her to leave. Later, the police arrived and gave me hell. Apparently, I was reported for being "snippy". FML
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Today, at work, I helped out an employee who was having trouble. I even bought her a bottle of water. After the production manager decided to fire her on the spot, she went out in the parking lot and broke into several cars, including mine. FML
Today, the police came to my door and told me about a woman who called the cops on me because she said that I had been following her in my car. We were on the highway. FML
Today, I was in a car accident on the way to work. I called my boss and told him I had to deal with the police and the accident report and didn't know how long it would take. He got mad and said I "should have picked a better time to do this". FML
Today, a customer at work made threats against me and my two-month old son. Instead of following policy by notifying the police, my manager apologized to him and told me to leave. FML
Today, I was on my way to work behind a very slow car. At a red light, the lady came over and punched me in the face for following her too closely. We are coworkers and our desks are next to each other. FML
Today, I was sitting in a parked car. A woman was having difficulties maneuvering out. She honked the horn repeatedly for me to move, then looked me in the eye and called me a "f**king bitch", before driving off. I was in the passenger seat. FML
Today, I was driving to work when I was almost hit by a teenage driver. I gave her the finger and shouted "F*** you!" making sure that she heard me. I then saw my boss glaring at me from the passenger seat. FML
Today, I was driving when a woman started crossing the street against the light at the upcoming intersection, so I slammed on the brakes and stopped short of hitting her. That's when she intentionally jumped onto my car and started screaming that I had "mowed her down". The cops believed her. FML
Today, I noticed a woman struggling to work a parking meter, so I went over to help. She took one look at me before screaming, hitting me in the face, and running back to her car. FML
Today, I was chewed out by my boss for reporting someone not wearing a mask in our store, because, "no one likes a snitch." I'm the security guard. It's my job to report that to her. FML
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Top comments
LilMissCanadian 22
Sorry OP. You did your best. FYL
Omfgitsmia 15
Sorry OP. She sounds like an idiot.
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Comments (49)
Scorpio1691 29
How on this side of hell is being snippy a reason for the police to get involved and better yet, give you shit about it?
I_Like_Dogs 28
And they didn't give a shit about the woman who could have hurt someone?
lvg_fml 10
Seriously the police have no greater crimes to deal with than being snippy
golden23 10
Well I hope you told the cops that they couldn't be on the job site without proper PPE and certifications well people were working. You can't treat others different. For those people that say they have a right because they are cops they don't unless they have a warrant, or proper reason to make work stop on site so it is safe for them to be on there.
saymynamess 19
I hope that the OP was wearing the PPE to start with.
PaulChristie 13
That's just general health and safety though? Because I work on site too and I know what this is like. Morons, morons everywhere
aneff0592 13
If you go to jail I suggest making up a different reason for doing time haha but in all seriousness can they even do that? I don't see a court siding with them if you fight it
Yazoo77 16
Chill. No one is going to jail for that.
olpally 33
That's ******* ridiculous.
JCal585 8
I can't believe the police wasted their time following up on that complaint.. Don't they have more important things to do?
SPN_lover666 27
If OP lives in a small town like I do, that is the most "criminal" action they will see all day, or maybe all week
SPN_lover666 27
The police gave you Hell for being snippy? That hag is probably married to one of the cops or related to them.
IndefiniteBeauty 17
Because she's an idiot and so are those cops