By kharrington - 07/04/2011 17:30 - United States

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Today, a woman called my work and accused me of having an affair with her husband, my coworker, demanding that my boss discipline me. I don't know her, I barely know her husband, and I haven't had sex in months. FML
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capnbzarr 43

WTF is wrong with people? How could you click "YDI" for this? I suspect misogyny is the answer.

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beeship321 5

sucks to be you op. Good luck with that one. Roses are red. Violets are blue. you been banging my husband? I go beserk on you!

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jdengel 0

if you do get disciplined, I'd give him a good ride, that way at least it wasn't for nothing

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just_sayin_81 4

why would ur boss even care, not work related....

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perdix 29

You're doing the time, you might as well do the crime! A woman's jealous mind is not a court of law -- there's no way to prove yourself innocent. When she decided you are guilty, case closed, just strap yourself into the electric chair. Now that you are condemned as a devious ****, you might as well bang the husband and end your drought.

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kaykay9080 5

Ydi for not having sex.

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iloveWAR 0

you don't know her, but barely know her husband, which means you must somewhat know him from somwhere...? isn't looking good for you..

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iloveWAR 0

ignore this comment, read the post wrong.

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RainbowHeadache 2

That wife had to have been creeping hard to think he was cheating with you. Crazy lady.

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soonerchick12 0

gah that sucks! lol

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LetItRise 0

so you do know her husband, hmmm, suspicious

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cooperd52 6

You have an asshole of a coworkers

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