By bad_day_in_hell - United States
Today, I woke up to a phone call from my boss' wife. She demanded to know how long we'd been sleeping together. When I denied her allegations, she screamed that she knew all about my "history of sleeping with married men". I'm a virgin and I have to work with him tomorrow. FML
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  Reyo  |  2

Just hang up on her. I got a call from one of my friends where she started yelling at me for her missing phone. "I know you took it! You take everything!"
"I haven't been to your house in 3 months."
"I don't care! Give it back!"
"...we're done here." (crazy bitch)

  alberto_t  |  0

seriously, you're the loser dcbog123, not only are you replying just for the sake of being on top but you're being redundant and childish, you can't possibly expect him/her to answer in the same manner as you did without looking every bit as stupid. as you do... so.. what you think is a "burn" is just you showing how much of a douche you are..

  Sun_Kissed18  |  25

She might have and the husband could have blammed it all on OP to save himself? Though that wouldn't work with me so I don't know if that would really work but its just a theory

By  Horde  |  8

She were just bluffing about your 'history' or confused you with another.
Just tell your boss about her wife harassing you and leave it him to deal with his domestic dragon, it's not your problem :]