Today, a woman screamed at me for five minutes, demanding to...

By Tag - 31/8/2013 04:30 - Australia - Perth

Today, a woman screamed at me for five minutes, demanding to know how long I'd been having an affair with her husband. I explained for the second time that she'd dialed a wrong number. FML

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By Nolimit2217 | 32

#5651889 - Saturday 31 August 2013 12:36

Next time just make up a number of years.

By Wizardo | 33

#5651903 - Saturday 31 August 2013 12:45

Next time play some gunshot sounds, scream and hang up. That'll show her...

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By Nolimit2217 | 32

#5651889 - Saturday 31 August 2013 12:36

Next time just make up a number of years.

Ashamed_Sister | 60

#5651897 - Saturday 31 August 2013 12:42

Tell her how happy her husband is with you and wait for the reaction. You can have a lot of fun...

Ayden241 | 10

#5651906 - Saturday 31 August 2013 12:48

That'd be a true revenge.

ohro | 10

#5651920 - Saturday 31 August 2013 13:10

It's always fun to play along

ohsnapcrackers | 6

#5652095 - Saturday 31 August 2013 17:46

unless the husband wasn't actually cheating and you ruin their entire marriage.

Treveyon56 | 14

#5652118 - Saturday 31 August 2013 18:07

Hey if her husband wasn't cheating and she can't trust her husband before flying off the handle like this then the marriage was mostly ruined anyway.

westcoastkp | 13

#5652144 - Saturday 31 August 2013 18:44

OP should double check her latest flings (if she has any)

By jlaginski | 10

#5651891 - Saturday 31 August 2013 12:37

Perhaps she should talk to your dial tone, if she won't listen to reason?

Jjimen1654 | 9

#5652154 - Saturday 31 August 2013 19:00

Nah id troll her like theres no tomorrow.

BlueRainDude | 11

#5652272 - Saturday 31 August 2013 20:02

Same I'd be like about "5 years... We met in high school and I just can't get enough of his man meat after all these years. He speaks fondly about you."