By Tag - 31/08/2013 04:30 - Australia - Perth

Today, a woman screamed at me for five minutes, demanding to know how long I'd been having an affair with her husband. I explained for the second time that she'd dialed a wrong number. FML
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Next time just make up a number of years.

Next time play some gunshot sounds, scream and hang up. That'll show her...

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Next time just make up a number of years.

Tell her how happy her husband is with you and wait for the reaction. You can have a lot of fun...

That'd be a true revenge.

It's always fun to play along

unless the husband wasn't actually cheating and you ruin their entire marriage.

Hey if her husband wasn't cheating and she can't trust her husband before flying off the handle like this then the marriage was mostly ruined anyway.

OP should double check her latest flings (if she has any)

Perhaps she should talk to your dial tone, if she won't listen to reason?

Nah id troll her like theres no tomorrow.

Same I'd be like about "5 years... We met in high school and I just can't get enough of his man meat after all these years. He speaks fondly about you."

Sounds like you had an interesting conversation with her :P

If she can't be civilised, you don't need listen to her shit for another second. Hang up and move on.

that's exactly what i was thinking. just hang up. its not that hard

Nope, but her husband was.

And you didn't hang up? It was a wrong number >.>

jasmine2301 25

No Shit ^

Perhaps OP was trying to be polite?

Try giving a better excuse the next time she calls.

Yeah. Try "I can't talk right now. My mouth is full of your husband."

Next time play some gunshot sounds, scream and hang up. That'll show her...

Record it next time and throw it up on YouTube.

no sweat off your back. you should've played along, she deserved it.

Wrong number? Suuuuuure. :D