By rUs7up1d - 08/04/2015 14:43 - Guatemala - Guatemala City

Today, after pulling an all-nighter studying for an exam, I caught the bus to college. On the way there, the bus decided to make sweet love to a taxi, creating a pile-up and a traffic jam. I didn't make it to the exam in time. FML
I agree, your life sucks 31 963
You deserved it 2 269

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Surely that is excuse enough to be given a second chance...

Professors usually are understanding when things like that happen and let you have other exams count for double

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Surely that is excuse enough to be given a second chance...

Plot twist: professor also wanted to make sweet love to the taxi. He fails OP out of jealousy.

Professors usually are understanding when things like that happen and let you have other exams count for double

What professors do you have? I had to go to two separate funerals and brought one of the information pamphlets as proof. Not a single day was excused

Humans most likely, my school will give you exemptions on shit like that, like In the case of a kid this year, had to go to spain for his moms funeral missed a week of school, had no makeup work

#38 that's a little retarded, he needs to catch up on the work for the tests, so I think that school needs to reevaluate their system. It's also normal to need evidence, in case you're just bunking off.

If you explain to the professor what happened, you should be able to make it up

I wonder if the taxi will have a fiat?

Don't you know that this is actually how minivans are made?

Those crazy bus drivers . Hopefully your prof. allowed you to write it afterwards .

I'm more inclined to assume the taxi was at fault, I'm constantly amazed most taxi drivers here still have licenses. But hell, probably different where the OP lives.

I agree taxi drivers are scary drivers

explain what happened and maybe he'll give you a second chance

Must be kinky transformers, with the sweet love and all

Hopefully they will understand. Sorry OP

Sweet love to a taxi? What type of automobile porn is this.

One of them clearly took it up the tailpipe!

You sir have just created gold with your fingers.

Rule 34, man.

Damn son you got me there

...Transformers. More than meets the eye.