There's a button for that.

Plot twist: professor also wanted to make sweet love to the taxi. He fails OP out of jealousy.

What professors do you have? I had to go to two separate funerals and brought one of the information pamphlets as proof. Not a single day was excused

Humans most likely, my school will give you exemptions on shit like that, like In the case of a kid this year, had to go to spain for his moms funeral missed a week of school, had no makeup work

#38 that's a little retarded, he needs to catch up on the work for the tests, so I think that school needs to reevaluate their system. It's also normal to need evidence, in case you're just bunking off.

Don't you know that this is actually how minivans are made?

I'm more inclined to assume the taxi was at fault, I'm constantly amazed most taxi drivers here still have licenses. But hell, probably different where the OP lives.

I agree taxi drivers are scary drivers

One of them clearly took it up the tailpipe!

You sir have just created gold with your fingers.

Rule 34, man.

Damn son you got me there

...Transformers. More than meets the eye.