FML : Today, I was at Bath and Body Works with a friend of mine. She wanted me to smell a particular lotion and when she brought it up to my nose, she squeezed...

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Today, I was at Bath and Body Works with a friend of mine. She wanted me to smell a particular lotion and when she brought it up to my nose, she squeezed the bottle and lotion went all over my face. Right after, a worker came by and commented how the lotion "got a little too excited". FML

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By badcomparison - / Sunday 18 December 2016 07:02 / United States - Warrensburg

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By CliffyB03 | 28

#6724755 - Tuesday 20 December 2016 0:04

These are the best types of employees

By URBeingLied2 | 23

#6724518 - Monday 19 December 2016 9:53

At least you won't get the hose again.

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By LyricaSilvan | 29

#6724509 - Monday 19 December 2016 9:30

Look on the bright side: at least the worker had a sense of humor about it, instead of bitching about you and your friend making a mess. Gotta appreciate when employees are understanding and willing to laugh things off.

By URBeingLied2 | 23

#6724518 - Monday 19 December 2016 9:53

At least you won't get the hose again.

By cacheson | 39

#6724519 - Monday 19 December 2016 9:54

Make some lemonade with those lemons! Rub it in and your face will be as soft as a baby's bottom!

By c420racer | 13

#6724525 - Monday 19 December 2016 10:06

Good news is the lotion will last longer the second time around.

By r1has | 28

#6724531 - Monday 19 December 2016 11:15

Well both are allegedly good for your skin, so there is that

By RichardPencil | 27

#6724542 - Monday 19 December 2016 12:21

A true friend would give you a heads-up just before the lotion came.

By countrydad1116 | 2

#6724653 - Monday 19 December 2016 18:45

Haha that's funny sh*t!!

By xercister | 19

#6724669 - Monday 19 December 2016 19:59

hmm.. Going to have to try that one myself sometime. Sounds like a good way to make someone laugh.

By Whydoucare24 | 8

#6724752 - Monday 19 December 2016 23:38

????

By CliffyB03 | 28

#6724755 - Tuesday 20 December 2016 0:04

These are the best types of employees

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