tammy
France 🌶️ Spicy
Today, a wasp stung my nipple. Twice. The swelling makes it look like I'm growing a third breast. FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Double trouble
Today, as I bent over to pick up my baby, a wasp flew into my bra. I jumped up in a panic, flattening the wasp between my boob and my bra, where it stung me on the nipple, which is now swollen, a funny colour, and throbbing. Did I mention the nipple was already irritated from breastfeeding? FML
triplenipple
Sweden
Today, I realized the birthmark I have on my chest isn't a birthmark at all; it's a third nipple. FML
must.not.itch.
Hayward, United States
Today, on the bright side, my boobs grew a size. Unfortunately, this was only after bed bugs decided to attack my nipples. FML
Urgghh
London, United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I got a mosquito bite on my chest. Due to a severe allergic reaction it has swollen my left breast a cup size. The first thing my boyfriend said was, "Hey look! I can finally see one of them." FML
Leashaness
United States
Today, my doctor informed me that the pea-sized bump under my arm is a "third breast." That's not what I meant every time I said I wanted more tits. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I wanted to take a nice hot relaxing bath. A wasp somehow got in, and stung me on the nuts. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, I went to the doctor thinking I had breast cancer. Turns out, I have a third boob. FML
Luna
Carmel, United States
Today, I found a tick half-buried in my nipple. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I went to my gyn to see what a painful lump is under my armpit. Turns out it's breast tissue, and yes, it will fill up with milk when I'm pregnant. I essentially have three boobs. FML
MikeNick
United States
Today, I somehow managed to slam my trumpet case closed on my nipple. FML
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Freeze_fml 17
Keep a shirt on next time you go outside.
bijan311 0
That's pretty funny
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Comments (217)
Erical33s 4
funny haha
ARoth1395 0
i thought wasps couldn't sting more than once?
FatherofTime87 18
No that's honeybees.
Thrasher91 0
Were you walking around topless?
ThisRandomChild 0
Oh **** I bet that HURT!
hateevryone 15
how did he manage to get on your nipple?
sarahbella101 7
how would a wasp sting your boob? were you naked outside or naked inside with the windows open? or maybe you weren't wearing a bra and it stung you through your shirt...?
Soreeyeah 17
How????? U running naked again?
EZE210 0
Why was ur nipple out???
SkoomaKi 28
Maybe you'll be more attractive, maybe there are guys that like that....
catanita 18
So you are the girl from Total Recall the one with 3 breasts.