In the doghouse

By Anonymous - 22/11/2021 11:01

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Today, in the middle of oral sex, I got a cramp in my tongue. Yes, it's a thing that can happen. My wife didn’t believe me, and since I’d already gotten a blowjob from her, she accused me of being lazy, selfish and no good at sex. This led to a huge argument and I’m now sleeping in my truck outside. FML
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RichardPencil 30

How did you have an argument if your tongue was cramping? A-ha!!!!

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FallenAngelLaure 6

Come on OP, it's an easy fix! Stop with your tongue and give it a break, carry on with your hands, bit of dirty talk and you're winning.

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FallenAngelLaure 6

Come on OP, it's an easy fix! Stop with your tongue and give it a break, carry on with your hands, bit of dirty talk and you're winning.

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RichardPencil 30

How did you have an argument if your tongue was cramping? A-ha!!!!

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Taurus_ChicKa 36

Your truck? Why not at least the couch inside? Sheesh.

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Cayteexox 1

did your fingers cramp too? you could've accomplished something

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