MahSquito
United States
Today, a train hit me. A slow mini-train full of kindergartners who were on a tour of the museum I was visiting. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
off-balance
Finland
Today, as I was trying to get off a crowded train, some asshole pushed past me hard enough to nearly knock me over. My bag hit a preschool kid standing behind me, and I missed my stop trying to apologize to him. His mom yelled at me all the way to the next stop. FML
future teacher
Fernando De La Mora, Paraguay
Today, I was observing a children's class as a part of a training program. The teacher asked me to take one kid to the nurse's office because she wasn't feeling well. As soon as we step outside, I slip and fall down, taking the little girl with me. FML
bkeiya
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
Japan
Running late, or early?
Today, I saw my train pulling into the station. I sprinted up the stairs and luckily made the train. I looked around and no one was in my compartment. I began to notice that the train was heading down some tracks I'd never been to. I got stuck on an empty train for 3 hours in the train garage. FML
sleeper
France
Today, I was on the train when I fell asleep. Everything would have been fine but I was suddenly jerked awake by the very loud sound of my own fart, followed by the stares of many strangers. FML
Kate
United States
Don't tread on me
Today, I was waiting for the train. It arrived, I got on and the woman behind me stepped on the back of my shoe. My shoe came flying off and landed in the gutter between the train and the platform. The doors closed, the train pulled away. FML
Anonymous
Australia
Today, I was sitting waiting for my train for a long while. When it finally came, I had pins and needles in my foot. When I got up, I fell and unsuccessfully stumbled towards the train. The doors closed and it left without me. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, on the train, I was bitten by a homeless man. FML
cmzraxsn
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
United Kingdom
Run run run
Today, I ran to catch the train, but slipped on the stairs and fell on my shoulder. However, my effort was rendered useless; it wasn't even my train. FML
Anonymous
Neuchatel, Switzerland
Confused, lost
Today, I missed my train. I was actually on the right platform but realized my mistake two minutes after it had left. FML
Anonymous
Germany
Today, my class went to Berlin. At the subway station, our teacher told us to get on the next train. I was the first one to get on and the only one who didn't hear her saying: 'Wait, that's the wrong one!' I'm lost in a city I've never been before. FML
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bjr1208 3
Damn trains come out of nowhere
zoPwNAgEzo 21
+100 for the kindergarteners
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Comments (60)
BeaterOfTheDrums 15
He could 'ave not noticed it, don't ya know.
Thelnternet 7
i like trains
jtthegr8 26
Asdf reference :D
nabila21 0
I liek Trains.
KiddNYC1O 22
I like turtles.
bizarre_ftw 22
Ahhh Canadian based humour, you'd think at some point someone would call it racist. But no. Mostly because all the big racal discrimination reformers that could make things happen are either dead or laughing at the jokes
Clamcreepy 7
Conductor(teacher):"full steam ahead!" That train might have been slow but when it's in full steam ahead it's hard to stop those things good thing no one was injured. Right?
sunworshiper 10
And the fact that us Canadians are just too chill to care about people that make fun of our accents, eh?
shazza26 1
At least it wasn't an actual train!
JAB2010 1
Also, 'Canadian' is a nationality--not a race.
SweetPerfectionn 3
Did you happen to say "I like trains" before it happened? Doubt many people will get what I'm referencing to.. Lol
BGosh 3
Asdf! :D
mollysbp 0
At least it wasn't a real one?