Today, a pregnant woman got on the bus. There were no free seats, so I stood up to give her mine. An obese man pushed past her, waddled over, and oozed into my seat. I said it was for the pregnant lady. He called me a "sexist bitch" and claimed he needed it more. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, a sweet old lady gave up her seat for me in the bus. She lectured the entire bus that seats should be given to those in need, like myself who is "heavily pregnant." I'm just fat. FML
Today, a businessman in his forties tackled me to the ground in an attempt to take my seat on a crowded train. When that didn't work, he called me a fat bitch and gave me the finger. The seat was given up for me because I'm seven months pregnant. FML
Today, I entered the crowded bus and one man sitting in the priority seat glanced at me. Upon seeing my protruding tummy, he quickly offered me his seat. I took the seat. I am not pregnant. FML
Today, I saw a woman who I thought was pregnant on the bus. Trying to be nice, I offered her my seat and congratulated her. She wasn't pregnant, just holding a large bag of groceries. The entire bus heard me and the death glare she gave could’ve turned me to stone. FML
Today, while taking the subway home, a woman offered me her seat. I smiled and declined. She said she insisted because of my "pregnancy." I was too ashamed to say I wasn't pregnant, so I just took the seat. FML
Today, I got on the bus. Before I could make it to a free seat, the driver hit the gas, and the sudden movement caused me to stumble and accidentally grab onto another passenger for support. She didn't appreciate this, accused me of molesting her, and got me thrown back off. FML
Today, while sitting in a handicapped seat on the bus, an old man angrily approached me and chewed me out in front of everyone for not leaving the seat empty for "those who actually need it." Then he stormed off the bus, stepping heavily on my broken foot. FML
Today, as I stepped into a subway car, I noticed some free seats and began walking towards them. A group of girls standing nearby looked at me, then at the seats, and made a run for them. They then high-fived, presumably as congratulations for sitting down before the pregnant lady could. FML
Today, I had to spend a long bus ride with my chest pressed against the window, because some mammoth of a woman decided to squeeze her double wide ass into my seat. FML
Today, on the bus, a large smelly man was sat next to me, pushing me against the divider and sliding into me on every turn. When he got up for his stop, his pants had loosened and his bare ass was staring me in the face. FML
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lordslaya53 14
Just be happy he didn't eat you
red_headforlife 15
I'd call him an obese asshole and tell him to get the hell out of the seat. What a jerk.
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Comments (130)
bOOmBoTz401 6
what a dick!
MooseKnuckle503 11
Sounds like a FHL
omgstoparguing 10
This is the kind of post that makes me wonder, who clicked "you deserve it"? You must be a miserable asshole. Wish you had to reveal yourself in real life and stop hiding behind a computer screen.
sulitak 27
I'm thinking it was someone going for the YDI badge thing. or that's how they keep place... Or they are one of those people who think pregnant women should suck it up because "they did it to themselves"
SayAlexRules 5
That's wrong. Completely wrong!
sarg1994 3
Why does your life suck that guys life sucks
Inked0803 12
He's pregnant with twinkies and she's pregnant with a human being. Im pretty sure she wins.
Geary519 20
shoulda smashed that fatty
Survivor2001 10
Oozed?
simsgirlgem 25
I'm a heavy girl and even I am saying to myself this fat **** needs to get his ******* ass up I know with being heavy it hurts feet but if there is a pregnant woman carrying a life I'll suck it up and stand so she can sit this bastard if I ever meet him I'll kick him in his nuts and say pregnant women get the seat before him
TwistedShadow 7
Since He was sitting, I would have said "hey asshole, get out the seat, Because... This. Is. SPARTA!!!!!" and Blam, kick to the Face.... And on that day you would have shown, That even a god can bleed HAHA