Today, I went to pick up a pizza with my kids for an easy dinner. As soon as I opened my mouth to order, the 2-year-old in my arms vomited into it. FML
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Dave_Davington
| 33
You went out to buy food and you received a free meal. Seems like a win to me.
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melisssa87
| 30
What America’s funniest home videos have taught me is to never hold a baby above your head
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Dave_Davington
| 33
You went out to buy food and you received a free meal. Seems like a win to me.
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melisssa87
| 30
What America’s funniest home videos have taught me is to never hold a baby above your head
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RichardPencil
| 27
And never play any ball game without major crotch protection.
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RichardPencil
| 27
You have stank breath, too?
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Kaili McCoy
| 6
To be honest, I feel the worst for the store employee who had to witness that. It will be seared into their brains. I hope aren’t sympathy vomiters.
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TarzanLordOfTheJungle
| 4
Since the child wants to act like a savage animal leave him/her in the wilderness to be raised by wild gorillas like Tarzan was