By Anonymous - 02/03/2019 14:00

Today, I went to pick up a pizza with my kids for an easy dinner. As soon as I opened my mouth to order, the 2-year-old in my arms vomited into it. FML
I agree, your life sucks 2 272
You deserved it 231

Add a comment

You must be logged in to be able to post comments!

Top comments

To be honest, I feel the worst for the store employee who had to witness that. It will be seared into their brains. I hope aren’t sympathy vomiters.

You have stank breath, too?

Comments

You went out to buy food and you received a free meal. Seems like a win to me.

You have stank breath, too?

To be honest, I feel the worst for the store employee who had to witness that. It will be seared into their brains. I hope aren’t sympathy vomiters.

Since the child wants to act like a savage animal leave him/her in the wilderness to be raised by wild gorillas like Tarzan was