Today, a picture fell off of the wall in the middle of the night. It hit me smack bang in the middle of face. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I woke up at midnight crying, stood up to turn on the lights and face-planted into my wall. FML
Today, at work, I managed to hit myself in the face with a large sheet pan. The force made me back into a shelf, which knocked a box off the top, which hit me in the head and knocked me out-cold. I now have a fat lip, a sore head, and bruises all over from the fall. FML
Today, my ceiling fan was rocking violently so I turned it off. I stood under it trying to figure out what the problem is, it fell on my face. FML
Today, my alarm went off. I reached to swat it, missed, slipped, smacked my face on my dresser, and fell on the floor. As I picked myself up off the floor, I hit my head on the open top drawer of my other dresser. In 30 seconds of consciousness, I was attacked by two pieces of furniture. FML
Today, I tried jumping off my bed over the footboard. I tripped and broke a full length mirror with my face. FML
Today, I got out of the wrong side of the bed. Into a wall. FML
Today, my clumsiness reached a whole level when I hit myself in the face with a hammer hard enough for blood to come out. FML
Today, I was walking through my house when I noticed bits of plaster falling from the ceiling. Against all logic, I looked up, receiving a fragment directly in the eyeball. FML
Today, I walked into a glass door at a busy mall. Not only did I face-plant in front of a crowd, but I also left an almost perfect imprint of my face on the glass. FML
Today, I got hit in the face by a ping-pong ball. It hit me so hard, it burst a big zit on impact. FML
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darienlake 0
i say, get revenge and when your picture is sleeping, blast it with a shotgun
repyourcliche 0
lol OP's not at hogwarts... it's probably above her bed.
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Comments (138)
KurouTenshi 0
today...but yet in the middle of the night... and middle of face... day and night. a-a-at night... it just takes some time, little girl you're in the middle of the ride, everything, everything will be alright! :D
Dopeyrox 0
lmao smack bang
vvn91 0
I have to say YDI. Sorry. :( You should never put anything over your bed because that might end up happening, but now you know. XD
RuralNinja 0
YDI for hanging a picture directly over where you put your head when you sleep. You were asking for it to happen sooner or later.
jessxoxo28 5
haha. that happened to me once :)
swagga0n1oo 0
Was the picture of Chris Brown or something....because if it was YDI.
penisinyourmouf 0
YDI for saying smack bang
cakezorz 0
at first I thought that it was a poster... ...silly me!
aback 5
The ghosts in your house hate you.
sadmcphee 0
Should've been getting laid. XD
helo2 0
says the guy with a halo pic lmao