By Anonymous - United States
Today, a man with a face like a corpse's shoe started talking to me in the long queue at the Post Office. Apparently, his mother invented the banana, and he's first in line for the throne in France if ever Prince Harry dies. And his breath smelled like Satan's ass gas. FML
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  alliewillie  |  22

I am truly failing to see how your life is f*cked because a smelly guy talked to you in line at the post office. When did this site go from genuinely awful/funny/ironic stories to whiny bitches complaining about the most mundane things? Everyone has had to talk to someone with bad breath - somehow the rest of us are carrying on our lives.

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  Iamnotmyself  |  17

-2 I'm sorry for being unfunny for a minute, but, why do you choose to worship a deity that is self proclaimed evil? Do you find no problem with that? Or am I missing the point? I believe most likely a god does not exist, but do not completely dismiss some ideas of him. So why, is that your belief?

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  StoryOfTheYear  |  13

But of course
He's just a misunderstood child with a bad background of fucking over all of human life since the beginning of time
Crazy to think I've been wrong about him my whole life