What exactly does a corpse's shoe face look like?

You should have told him that you were Harry's half-sister and that you didn't like him spreading lies about the royal family.

Time for French Fries now!

-Mistell-

Aw cmon OP. He may be ugly, his breath may be horrid, and he may be a liar but.... Oh god damnit

I love the metaphors and imagery :)

‘Satan's ass gas,’ I am so using that.

16, better yet, what does 'satan's ass gas' smell like?

I am truly failing to see how your life is f*cked because a smelly guy talked to you in line at the post office. When did this site go from genuinely awful/funny/ironic stories to whiny bitches complaining about the most mundane things? Everyone has had to talk to someone with bad breath - somehow the rest of us are carrying on our lives.

18 hey I take offense you must be the spawn of ‘SATAN'S ASS GAS,' yes! I used that sentence.

Period.

Best written F My Life ever! Satans ass gas!!! Love it! Stealing it!

If I were you, I would propose to him right then

This FML was annoying as **** to read, with all the quaint simile's you're throwing around.

So...did his face have the Nike symbol inscribed on it?

You're an idiot.

#60 6-month-old, moldy rotten eggs mixed with elephant manure and burning corpses.

I would've first taken this comment as sarcasm but.. Idk anymore...

-2 I'm sorry for being unfunny for a minute, but, why do you choose to worship a deity that is self proclaimed evil? Do you find no problem with that? Or am I missing the point? I believe most likely a god does not exist, but do not completely dismiss some ideas of him. So why, is that your belief?

I'm going to just message you through the PM system about this; though I'll say here, you ARE missing the point. That, and He is not evil... or a monster. :D

But of course He's just a misunderstood child with a bad background of ******* over all of human life since the beginning of time Crazy to think I've been wrong about him my whole life

Please just PM me about this... otherwise they might shut down the FML comments. >:

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This is hilarious!

how did a period get nine thumbs up? impressive :O

Don't sass bout mah ass gass ya trash

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It isn't funny twice.

The same one Hannibal Lector escaped from...

Is it just me or does satan's ass gas sound like a hardcore band?....... Just me okay...

Hannibal Lector FTW!!!!

OP how do u know what satins ass smells like??

Damn I hope you got his number!

78- I imagine since that satin is a fabric, it wouldn't smell that bad, unless Satan happened to put his ass gas on it.

It was a typo srry :|

Dakota & skata: you guys are funny as Shit!!!! XD no ******* joke! Thank You for being alive!!!!!! XD!!!!!

36- actually i think it sounds like that too

Nah. Way too funny FML to bring him in already.

I like OP figurative language. Helped me visualise this man.

lmao : )

that's not funny

that's all for now, folks.

i know right the rest of it was funny and then the last partwas a huge turn off.

And the rest you were turned ON by? I think that you might have pretty big problems, buddy.

Ikr!!

lol he sounds really sexy, to me.

u took the words right out of my mouth

How in the name of Satan's ass crack did you get out of this one alive?!?!

-40 Same thing I do every time, rape the damn thing... Satan was harder to rape than usual but it turned out ok.

Climbed his way out of the farthest depths of hades?

Or I could be wrong and he could just pull a bin Ladin (like in south park ^_^)

You've got some great survival techniques! I think we could all learn from you.

-49 Bro, when you're a prostitute, you have to learn these things.

46- . . . Hades is the God of the Underworld, not the underworld itself.

86 you can refer to the place as Hades or the underworld. The god of the underworld is also called Hades :)

Also I think its Saddam Hussain who ***** Satan on south park.