By Anonymous - 17/08/2011 04:48 - United States

Today, a man with a face like a corpse's shoe started talking to me in the long queue at the Post Office. Apparently, his mother invented the banana, and he's first in line for the throne in France if ever Prince Harry dies. And his breath smelled like Satan's ass gas. FML
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DoggyDoggWorld 0

"his breath smelled like Satan's ass gas" Where the hell do you find these expressions?

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AliceIsCurious 6

So that's where he is! Kindly tell my father to come home and take his meds.

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tj4234 35

you should feel blessed for hanging with royalty

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TheRealHouse 7

Hi there, Im House. What's your name? ;)

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StoryOfTheYear 14

But of course He's just a misunderstood child How could I have possibly misunderstood that my whole life

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hwp123 0

He is on satans ass gas

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sadkiddie 0

I only recently discovered what queue means and now I see it everywhere @_@

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LTpast 3

Heh, I know what you mean 23, that always happens to me when I learn a new word. Back on topic though, sorry to hear that OP, maybe you should have offered him a mint, or possibly a cork.

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haiu2323 10

same here...freaks me out sometime too

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Legendslayer222 26

I read this FML a few times, and there seems to be a few inconsistencies with his story.

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yamatelle 19

Oh hell no! My great great grandmother's cousin told me that she invented the banana to compensate for the lack of penis in her life before it became a fruit. Bitch lied to me!

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eminemchick 19

wtf my dad told me his great grandpa invented bananas and glue sticksDX

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yamatelle 19

I bet you some of my Satin's ass gas (I put that shit on everything!) and lipstick that it was my great great grandmother's cousin who invented it. How do you explain the shape? I believe her because I know she probably didn't get any. I mean the bitch was so ugly, she gave Freddy Kruegger nightmares. Bless her soul. If I find out she lied to me though I will dig her out of her grave, turn her bones into soup, and feed it to my asshole neighbor!

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Martha_Plant 8

Shout 'STRANGER DANGER'.

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Martha_Plant 8

Repeat and shout 'STRANGER DANGER!'.

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JoNo23 0

So did I and for some reason santa's ass gas seems alot worse I mean his ass is big, white, most likely wrinkled. That's some stinky ass gas

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eminemchick 19

38 it really wasnt that funny the first time-.-

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