By Username - 12/11/2011 02:04 - United States

Today, a kid came trick or treating to my house. When I told him Halloween was nearly two weeks ago, his reaction was to savagely kick me in the shin and run off screaming obscenities. This is the same kid who broke down in tears when I gave him candy on the real Halloween. FML
I agree, your life sucks 33 000
You deserved it 2 909

Same thing different taste

Comments

florido_fml 10

Maybe he was trying to be a little trooper and let you know he's not going to cry this time?

btstig 11

Should have chased him and took his candy bag.

every1luvsboners 11

Kids are like stray cats; you feed them once they never stop asking. You need to hand out vegetables on Halloween next year.

28, Pennies? Lol you give kids money and you'll never see the end of them.

Yeah but a single penny for a lot of kids might...

Angelice_fml 0

Awwww, it sounds like he's special. (: Don't be too hard on him.

I would give the kid candy if it was the middle of summer and he came to my door and said trick or treat.

every1luvsboners 11

That's because you're registered with the state and want to show kids the "playground" under your house.

Ooh ouch dude. Watch what your saying! (23)

I would have given the kid candy too. And really dude, talking about a basement "playground" when your name is "every1luvsboners".... Easy to see who the real creeper is here.

I agree with 106 you ******* ****** 23

luvliidee21 5

Exactly! You have to assume dear old mom and dad gotta know that their little bundle of joy is not a cup overflowing with goodness. Yet they unleash him on an unsuspecting world.

Haha the irony out of this suggestion.. Total fail.

perdix 29

He wasn't mentally ready for the candy on Halloween, so he came back when he was in the candy zone. Why can't you go along with his mental needs?

FYLDeep 25

You shouldn't have answered the door then. Whenever little kids come up to the door you know they're just going to be asking for something, be it free candy or for you to buy some cookies or some bullshit. Hell, just the other day I had a little kid come up to my house saying something like, "I'm lost and cold and hungry", but I saw through that shit. I was like "Bitch, that ain't my problem" and sent him on his way.