By Anonymous - 14/08/2013 19:47 - United States

Today, a guest of the private beach club I work at asked if I could do something about the water temperature in the ocean. I laughed, thinking it was a joke. She was serious and complained to my boss, saying I was absolutely no help. FML
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MyCommentsSuck 21
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Tell her you'll check the global thermostat, the hippies keep complaining about global warming and turning it back down.

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qtbabe127 22
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Yes, they do exist. And yes, they do reproduce.

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MyCommentsSuck 21
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Tell her you'll check the global thermostat, the hippies keep complaining about global warming and turning it back down.

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webbface 25
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Word because the customer is always right lol

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\ 28

With great money often comes great stupidity. Hence this situation...

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Treveyon56 14
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I thought it was with great money comes a great lack of responsibility. Though yours seems to fit this more.

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LindsayxMoore 18
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Wow. Its so sad that those people reproduce. I get them all the time at work.

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iluvFMLs15 19
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with that attitude I just imagine the customer saying "yeah yeah will you shut up already and change the oceans temperature, thank you"

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Martnikk 15
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Some people can't tell the diffrence between a pool and the sea. Hope in humanity lost

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Jake_Hale 7

LOL this FML is so funny!

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Goldenberry_fml 14
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It's honestly very annoying when someone says they've lost hope in humanity. It's so overused and unoriginal up to the point where I want to kick anyone who ever says that again.

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laden_swallow09 34
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Implying there was any hope worthy of the title "hopeful" in the first place.

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cats400 16
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I really hope your boss laughs at them also

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Martnikk 15
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Well I did intend to use that overused joke. Yet the stupidity of some people never ceses to amaze me. And who are you expecting to write a good comment while shitting on the toilet

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qtbabe127 22
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Yes, they do exist. And yes, they do reproduce.

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jennababe98 9
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Tell her to bring her own ocean temperature adjusters, obviously you don't have any.

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RpiesSPIES 27

Actually, OP has one way, but she'd to swim close to the guest in order for it to work. And it's only temporary.

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adam3650 12
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Well I'm not surprised they complained. How terribly rude of you!

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P0tat03 8
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He did not know you ignorant fuck.

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stitesy29 18
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That dense motherfucker

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Ambient25 24
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So was your boss a brain dead moron who sided with her? If she has a problem with it she should skip stones...

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Liamj774 36
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Tell her that global warming broke the ocean temperature adjuster

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queerdragon 20
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I was just having a conversation with my friend about how people can't get any dumber. Thank you, Op, you have shown me I was wrong.

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punkyboy 11

next she'll want you to make the air breathable in space.

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