Today, a girl told me she couldn't text me anymore, because she was too tired and had to sleep. Over the next three hours, she updated her Facebook and Twitter accounts, and made a YouTube video of herself singing. FML
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Today, this girl I liked made her Facebook status "Nobody texts me anymore, message me numbers?" I commented that I texted her. She deleted it and changed it to "Nobody that I care about texts me anymore, message me numbers?" FML
Today, the woman I have been seeing said she couldn't see a future with me. This was all because I didn't text her back when I fell asleep after working a double night/morning shift. FML
Today, I was doing my nightly check of my daughter's phone since a recent stint in the psych hospital, and saw that she had fallen into a peaceful sleep to watching videos on a website dedicated to watching people die. FML
Today, a girl on my Snapchat list posted a story asking for anybody who was awake to talk to her. Me being awake, I took her up on the request. Her response? "Sorry I didn't mean you." FML
Today, my girlfriend begged me to stay up late and video chat with her because she missed me. Even though I work early mornings, I reluctantly agreed. After waiting up until 2am for her to get online, I gave up. She had fallen asleep. FML
Today, I woke up to find my girlfriend not sleeping next to me. I go to my car and found a plethora of printed screenshots of me commenting things like, “So hot babe”, “Beautiful! I’d tap that” and other compliments on my female friends’ pictures on Facebook. My girlfriend’s not picking up her phone. FML
Today, at 1am, the girl of my dreams that I've been trying for over three years to date, finally asked me out via SMS. Too bad I was asleep at the time. She now thinks I've rejected her, and will no longer speak to me. FML
Today, I spent most of the day doing a project for school. When I finished, I got a call from my project partner. She couldn't finish her part because her internet didn't work. When I finally finished everything, I went on Facebook. She was on Facebook too. FML
Today, I sent a message on Facebook to a girl I really like. She replied, "..." It took me three hours to realize she'd actually written it. I thought it was just Facebook telling me she was typing. FML
Today, I told my girlfriend I was exhausted and wanted a nap. She decided to join me, then got bored and started watching Instagram reels blasting the same five seconds of some awful Cardi B "song." She got pissed when I asked her to stop. FML
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njgohard 16
It's over...the fat bitch just sang
fejj13r 0
That has happened to me way to often. I'm sorry OP.
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Comments (180)
Jasonf6 0
Im sorry you got stiffed by a very obvious idiot like her.
MissAmz 7
Hopefully you get the message and just move on... It's obvious how she really feels.
perdix 31
Sometimes I get sleepy, then, as I lay down, I get a second wind and get right back up again. She may not have been lying at the time, but you can be as pissy and needy as you choose with this girl. Girls love guys who are clingy, needy and suspicious.
dead_insects 18
we also love stalkers and control freaks... don't forget these vital traits!
gabbs1130 0
I bet she's a terrible singer
Eiregal2 10
I have done this before. Though in my defense I go to bed, take my sleeping pills and zonk out, sadly though,my insomnia kicks in. So I take another pill, repeat this and you have me totally out of it on these really tripping sleeping tablets and I'm phoning my buddies and screaming at them in a happy voice " eh!! Guess what!!? My walls are moving and it's freaking me the **** out! Wooohoo!! " (hang up)
boofybluth 6
You got moded bro
xtcolin 7
The OP forgot to mention he was camped up in a tree across the street from her window with a pair of binoculars.
Oley 27
I thought I was going to be the only one who got what was really wrong about this FML. Ha! Good call!
simonepedretti 7
Was she a good singer? Hahaha
makeupjunkie 5
It happens. I do that to people lol.
KingCeltic77 18
Girls are cruel aren't that. Keep your head high. If she is that low, she's not worth it.