Today, a girl told me she couldn't text me anymore, because she was too tired and had to sleep. Over the next three hours, she updated her Facebook and Twitter accounts, and made a YouTube video of herself singing. FML
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Today, this girl I liked made her Facebook status "Nobody texts me anymore, message me numbers?" I commented that I texted her. She deleted it and changed it to "Nobody that I care about texts me anymore, message me numbers?" FML
Today, the woman I have been seeing said she couldn't see a future with me. This was all because I didn't text her back when I fell asleep after working a double night/morning shift. FML
Today, I was doing my nightly check of my daughter's phone since a recent stint in the psych hospital, and saw that she had fallen into a peaceful sleep to watching videos on a website dedicated to watching people die. FML
Today, a girl on my Snapchat list posted a story asking for anybody who was awake to talk to her. Me being awake, I took her up on the request. Her response? "Sorry I didn't mean you." FML
Today, my girlfriend begged me to stay up late and video chat with her because she missed me. Even though I work early mornings, I reluctantly agreed. After waiting up until 2am for her to get online, I gave up. She had fallen asleep. FML
Today, I woke up to find my girlfriend not sleeping next to me. I go to my car and found a plethora of printed screenshots of me commenting things like, “So hot babe”, “Beautiful! I’d tap that” and other compliments on my female friends’ pictures on Facebook. My girlfriend’s not picking up her phone. FML
Today, at 1am, the girl of my dreams that I've been trying for over three years to date, finally asked me out via SMS. Too bad I was asleep at the time. She now thinks I've rejected her, and will no longer speak to me. FML
Today, I spent most of the day doing a project for school. When I finished, I got a call from my project partner. She couldn't finish her part because her internet didn't work. When I finally finished everything, I went on Facebook. She was on Facebook too. FML
Today, I sent a message on Facebook to a girl I really like. She replied, "..." It took me three hours to realize she'd actually written it. I thought it was just Facebook telling me she was typing. FML
Today, I told my girlfriend I was exhausted and wanted a nap. She decided to join me, then got bored and started watching Instagram reels blasting the same five seconds of some awful Cardi B "song." She got pissed when I asked her to stop. FML
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njgohard 16
It's over...the fat bitch just sang
fejj13r 0
That has happened to me way to often. I'm sorry OP.
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Comments (180)
ASD_K 11
Since she lied about being tired, unendingly pester her and when she says she's too tired, say you think she's lying like she did earlier. Do this until you get an apology.
ASD_K 11
I mean for lying.
fwongraven 10
That is the most insane ******* thing I have ever heard :-|
ASD_K 11
Insane how? It's just to get back at her. And you think it's worse than the bucket of water over a door? It's pretty much just showing her the things that lies may convey. Or maybe just ask he if she was sleeping after that and confront her about lying. OP probably would have left her alone if she had been honest.
core01 30
She doesn't ******* owe you her time
stormchaser24 24
YDI, seems like you are stalking her. Checking on her Facebook, twitter, and YouTube.
volleyball3318 13
Maybe she had a hacker and the video had finished downloading after she went to bed.
arly2299 4
What a bitch -____- just dont text her xX
ellytoad 13
Perhaps she changed her mind. When chatting on MSN, I would end the conversation intending to go to bed, but end up tying a bunch of loose ends that then lead to a random Google search and then something else entirely. Sleepiness averted, bedtime moved backwards two hours.
ElricMustang 23
Damn, she did all of that in her sleep? She's more active that way than during the day. I hate liars
malfe12 3
Maybe shes just creeped out because "over the last three hours" she knows you have been stalking her on Facebook, twitter and to top it off YouTube.... drop it.
derpies 12
So I want to get this right, you Facebook stalked her, then checked her twitter for a while, then you looked her up on YouTube?
okamiyazaki 8
I wouldn't be offended by this... It could be any number of things. Maybe she was really tired and planned on going to bed, but couldn't sleep? Maybe she was going to go to bed soon and felt like it was a good place to end the conversation for the night, but ended up staying awake longer than anticipated? Maybe she just didn't feel like chatting and didn't want to hurt your feelings? It doesn't mean she does not like you...
fuckme12345 4
Stalker