Today, a girl told me she couldn't text me anymore, because she was too tired and had to sleep. Over the next three hours, she updated her Facebook and Twitter accounts, and made a YouTube video of herself singing. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, this girl I liked made her Facebook status "Nobody texts me anymore, message me numbers?" I commented that I texted her. She deleted it and changed it to "Nobody that I care about texts me anymore, message me numbers?" FML
Today, the woman I have been seeing said she couldn't see a future with me. This was all because I didn't text her back when I fell asleep after working a double night/morning shift. FML
Today, I was doing my nightly check of my daughter's phone since a recent stint in the psych hospital, and saw that she had fallen into a peaceful sleep to watching videos on a website dedicated to watching people die. FML
Today, a girl on my Snapchat list posted a story asking for anybody who was awake to talk to her. Me being awake, I took her up on the request. Her response? "Sorry I didn't mean you." FML
Today, my girlfriend begged me to stay up late and video chat with her because she missed me. Even though I work early mornings, I reluctantly agreed. After waiting up until 2am for her to get online, I gave up. She had fallen asleep. FML
Today, I woke up to find my girlfriend not sleeping next to me. I go to my car and found a plethora of printed screenshots of me commenting things like, “So hot babe”, “Beautiful! I’d tap that” and other compliments on my female friends’ pictures on Facebook. My girlfriend’s not picking up her phone. FML
Today, at 1am, the girl of my dreams that I've been trying for over three years to date, finally asked me out via SMS. Too bad I was asleep at the time. She now thinks I've rejected her, and will no longer speak to me. FML
Today, I spent most of the day doing a project for school. When I finished, I got a call from my project partner. She couldn't finish her part because her internet didn't work. When I finally finished everything, I went on Facebook. She was on Facebook too. FML
Today, I sent a message on Facebook to a girl I really like. She replied, "..." It took me three hours to realize she'd actually written it. I thought it was just Facebook telling me she was typing. FML
Today, I told my girlfriend I was exhausted and wanted a nap. She decided to join me, then got bored and started watching Instagram reels blasting the same five seconds of some awful Cardi B "song." She got pissed when I asked her to stop. FML
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njgohard 16
It's over...the fat bitch just sang
fejj13r 0
That has happened to me way to often. I'm sorry OP.
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Comments (180)
br0ccoli 15
Take this rejection as a sign. Move on. You shouldn't want someone who doesn't want you back. It would be like that cartoon with the skunk chasing the cat. There's a whole buffet of girls out there! Get hungry!
Kog_Hiro 17
That sounds bout right. Did she ever reply back after she "went to sleep" is where the question lies. If so, then she might not have been able to sleep, but didn't feel like talking. If not, then it might be a lost cause. Try seeing if she'll reply OP. Before giving up.
SpicyDuck 22
Bugging someone you like after they say they have to go is the last thing you want to do. If this girl isn't texting him back like crazy she isn't into him. Sucks for him but constantly talking to her isn't going to help him. Her "white lie" was probably her crappy way of letting him down and showing him she's not interested. And if she's at the point where she feels she has to lie to get out of a conversation with him, he's probably very consistent in trying to chat her up.
tcdaboss 2
Or you could stop texting her, get off your ass and go sweep her off her feet!!
pandabear125 0
Easier said then done.
tcdaboss 2
If it true you an suck up your pride. True love hides emotion
SqueakyChipmunk 22
Sweep her off her feet...with a pick up truck. Sorry, my evil side has been showing it's face lately.
RobManB 4
Unfortunately, sometimes you just gotta take the hint
KiddNYC1O 22
Agreed. On to the next.
haileybopbop1 0
Am I the only one thinking op is a stalker!?
Ryan8878 21
Call her out on it OP. People that can get away with that will continue to do so for the rest of their lives.
hateevryone 15
She was tired alright.
journeytotheend 16
People need their space
Jewbenita 0
i do that all the time, i get bored talking to somme people so i say im going to bed or something, dont take it too personally
Jewbenita 0
i do that all the time, i get bored talking to some people so i say im going to bed or something, dont take it too personally
Bluekaren16 19
It is nobody's social responsibility to text you.
Bluekaren16 19
I think OP would still get butthurt either way.