HAhahahha!

thread jacking tyme

hahaha!! Use a towel or your sock.

umm so I'm guessing that u found a way out or u wudnt have written this

awww poor op.....did u call 4help or u stil sitting der?!

#17, you can still submit an FML with shit up your ass.

yeah but the op wud hav said he or she was still sitting there on the toilet and how'd the op remember an itouch but not tp

YDI. always check your ammo before going into battle.

I always remember my iPhone!

Wrong. Phone.

Ydi for being afraid of using the restroom at the store.

that's try Sean

I meant that's tru Sean

that blows!!!!! ms_jessie22 is beautiful.

lol fyl OP

Do you have a roommate or someone who can bring it to you? poor dear...

bojeffs, that was pretty random

jajajajaja dat scks, dats y u always have 2 check if u have toilet paper b4 u take a dump muuchuu is bangin

hahaha how did i know this would be a guy?

#53 - Why would he need a towel to wobble out of the house? For drippage? Er, #53's comment poofed..

#55 agree

55- indeed. The description said it was bad. My comments are disappearing.

but Sean! There's *gasp* bacteria on toilet seats! You cood DIE!!

33-win dude ;)

I think they should just take the anti-flood protection off cause this bullshit I really annoying!

Ah, I see #59. This is actually the first FML where the Op didn't say the dump was "explosive" or "epic". Nice way to mix things up there.

Yeah I heard this one lady got pregnant with mutant aids from sitting on an unclean toilet seat!

#63, please don't try thinking anymore.

65- that's cuz they jacked that line from Austin powers :P

59- oh isn't it? Glad to see people know their English language, or at least Google search.

52 that just made me sick :£

lol this was one of those things that I did not wanna no

24 you're gay, it's called an iPOD touch

81 people say both. It doesn't matter.

81- take a chill pill

I call it itouch

ewww . 92, thats icky.

Simple solution: since you are already in your house, take a shower afterwards!! += 

How could you forget the toilet paper? Hahah YDi x100

wow this happens to people at least once be original. epic steroid fail (esf)

116 !! looky here ANqELUqLYBXTCHAFFY ish ` bakk weLL quess wha uqly bxtch i`m qoinq to make yur life hell on dhis site kay babbe SHO qET THE FUQ OFF HOE ?! weres yur FATBXTCHCAKEFRANN?! :-*:-*:-*

Who wipes their ass anymore? Going brown is the way to go green greenies unite! save the earth! Paper is bad! Global warming is BS! uh... YAH!!!!!! Tree-huggers FTW!

soty doesn't toilet paper decompose?

stranded... on the toilet bowl, what do you do when you're stranded... and you don't have a roll? take it like a man and wipe it with your hand stranded... on the toilet bowl

111 guess what you just did. you just talk shit to me. I feel sorry for you, you try and fight with me but you suck ape balls. you came out of no where to say I fail, even though i simply said that wasen't a original. I have nothing further to say, you don't deserve my words jello shit for brains.

I ate some bugs, I ate some grass, I used my hand to wipe my.... Tears.

Go green because global warming is bs? Haha. Nice job Loren. =P

116, don't listen to the over sized pussy you are perfect the way you are :)

illmatic- yes paper decomposes. But, you have to chop down trees to make paper. Less paper=More trees. Which is better from the environment. Yay! =3

Yep. that's about it.

COME ON ANqELFATBXTCH COME ON UqLY UqLY UqLY COME ONNN

Lol, idonthate your name is so contradictive :/ Was that intended?

Obvious Troll is Obviouuuus

idonthate: I have no idea what you're saying.

kybabyy ahhhh that makes sense

NAAA IHT`T NOT CONTRDICTIVE BCUZ I DUN HATE IM JUSS qONNA MAKKE DHIS UqLY BXTCHS LIFE HELLLL !@#@#? COME ON RHEPLY TO MEH " ANqEL "

Idonthate has a stinky pussy here nasty pussy xO here bag of **** shit

DU I qETZ TO B COOL CUZ I CAN TYPE LYKE DHIS TO?

WHA IS ANqEL YOUR qF OR SUMTHIN ?!? qO AWAI ASIN SACK OF BABEE SHXT II qOT BEEF W/ ANqEL NOT YU .

144- what's the medal for? just ignore Idonthate. She is begging for attention and you are giving it to her.

use water and ur left hand

hahaha 149 :D

Feed them and they will come! (trolls that is). The medal is from my last wrestling tournament, I had a broken toe. D:

149 thats a win(:

Thanks #153 and #155 (:

150# idonthate YOU talk shit about other girls when simply Your a fat ass ugly bitch. look at you your an insecure fatass that has to rip on people to feel good, go suck your step dads dick you ugly son of a bitch. what are you gonna do? I KAn TaLK lik DIS To CuZ I THInk IM GAnGsTA SoN. you dumb bitch you've got nothing beter to do get a life you ugly fat ****

angel I think you're pretty in a non homosexual way, i think she's just on her period. :D

nice I got a few medals this year but they were all 3rd place...kinda frustrating. do you wrestle in college?

Nah, I'm a Sophmore in highschool. But this year was my first year wrestling, and I went to state which was exciting. Hey let's talk about this in PM so we don't spam the FML with a completely different topic. (:

damn ur huge 4 a sophomore!^^^

Yeah I get that a lot, 6'1'' 189 lbs. (: I'm off to practice, PM me and I'll get back to you when I get home. Peace.

hahahahahahaah #33

There's an app for that.

ahahahahahahhaaha fail.

lol

81 ******* idiot

akkkk! ppl stop adding a comment with the word 'shitty' in it! You're not impressing anyone with a pun over 50 years old. *takes a chill pill* yea... u, u guys are being awesome with shitty comments..;)

hahahahhahaha:) Somethinn I would do :/

#165 ahah intimidating sophmore. :)

muuchuu your lack of English skills and retarded looking face irritate me

81- your saying shes homosexual? I dont get it...

nacho libre reference? LOL that movie was hilarious.

wow stop crying about and ur dog

Freeze, it's not up his stupid, he just said he shit it all out.

186: you are cute :) lol

calexis, I think there is a better solution. How about go into the bathroom and wash ur cute butt directly? Then u could flush the washed off poop easily.

go **** yourself seanders!!!! is that better grammer for you?! ******* prick!!

He could be squat n surfing :P

lol you made me laughh.

8. hahahha. that wa funny.

lmfaoooo ahaha i just pictured i giant duck! PS your eyes are absolutely amazing :)

he does indeed. lol.

lmao

that blows that's y you always remember what you doing in the first place

YOU HAVE HIS SHIRT? GIVE It BACK!