Today, a girl told me she couldn't text me anymore, because she was too tired and had to sleep. Over the next three hours, she updated her Facebook and Twitter accounts, and made a YouTube video of herself singing. FML
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Today, this girl I liked made her Facebook status "Nobody texts me anymore, message me numbers?" I commented that I texted her. She deleted it and changed it to "Nobody that I care about texts me anymore, message me numbers?" FML
Today, the woman I have been seeing said she couldn't see a future with me. This was all because I didn't text her back when I fell asleep after working a double night/morning shift. FML
Today, I was doing my nightly check of my daughter's phone since a recent stint in the psych hospital, and saw that she had fallen into a peaceful sleep to watching videos on a website dedicated to watching people die. FML
Today, a girl on my Snapchat list posted a story asking for anybody who was awake to talk to her. Me being awake, I took her up on the request. Her response? "Sorry I didn't mean you." FML
Today, my girlfriend begged me to stay up late and video chat with her because she missed me. Even though I work early mornings, I reluctantly agreed. After waiting up until 2am for her to get online, I gave up. She had fallen asleep. FML
Today, I woke up to find my girlfriend not sleeping next to me. I go to my car and found a plethora of printed screenshots of me commenting things like, “So hot babe”, “Beautiful! I’d tap that” and other compliments on my female friends’ pictures on Facebook. My girlfriend’s not picking up her phone. FML
Today, at 1am, the girl of my dreams that I've been trying for over three years to date, finally asked me out via SMS. Too bad I was asleep at the time. She now thinks I've rejected her, and will no longer speak to me. FML
Today, I spent most of the day doing a project for school. When I finished, I got a call from my project partner. She couldn't finish her part because her internet didn't work. When I finally finished everything, I went on Facebook. She was on Facebook too. FML
Today, I sent a message on Facebook to a girl I really like. She replied, "..." It took me three hours to realize she'd actually written it. I thought it was just Facebook telling me she was typing. FML
Today, I told my girlfriend I was exhausted and wanted a nap. She decided to join me, then got bored and started watching Instagram reels blasting the same five seconds of some awful Cardi B "song." She got pissed when I asked her to stop. FML
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Top comments
njgohard 16
It's over...the fat bitch just sang
fejj13r 0
That has happened to me way to often. I'm sorry OP.
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Comments (180)
pichu172b 7
I like how no one commented that op is a creeper, stalking this chick on her Facebook, twitter, and YouTube account. Get a life op and maybe they won't lie.
dead_insects 18
quite a few people have...
SobrietyKills 14
If 145's comment was sarcasm, then it's pretty funny. If they meant it then maybe they should get some glasses.
reject214 10
You should confront her - then tell her she's not worth your time.
Vindicated_21 4
She is nothing more than a liar, OP. And you wouldn't feel the need to investigate, if you were getting the truth in the first place. UDB (U Deserve Better)
emchi3 0
Awh sorry that sucks
notepie 6
Looks to me like she thinks your boring!!!
Crazberry 5
"I-I-I-I can internet stalk" (ice1cube reference... Most of you probably won't get it. *braces for thumbs down*)
jgriff79 23
Maybe she isn't into you?
asian613judo 4
Kinda weird that you were so observant over her stuff like that. But that is mean.
ultra_notorious 26
way to be a stalker
jellyybeans 5
And you were checking up on her Facebook, twitter and YouTube? The YouTube? That was a bitch move on her part, but you must like her that much that you constantly stalk her social media. She should be flattered (;