Today, I woke up to the lovely sounds of goats having escaped their pen and climbed onto the roof. Again. FML
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Hi, I posted this FML. So the goats have escaped their pen and climbed onto the shed roof, don't ask me how because I have no idea. They also attack the watchdog we got specifically to watch them. Poor guy. If my mom didn't like having goats so much I'd have already sacrificed them to Satan, believe me.
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alanharvey15 13
how the **** did they get up there first
tonyfan00 38
"Again"...? Okay this needs a follow-up.
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Jayy_Dash23 9
those must be the goats that ate Billy!
CatchMe25 16
It's pretty common lol. Where I love there's a farmers market type building that has goats that live on the roof. Tons of grass and they climb up and down. But I think the same thing when I see them...makes me giggle :)
alanharvey15 13
how the **** did they get up there first
MrSassypants 33
Isn't it obvious? They traded the money they make from selling illegal goat chowder to buy a jetpack from the black market. It's common sense.
MossyMegaMan 20
No, they drank a red bull. Duh.
ruxtain 15
Seriously, how did that happen? A slope? Or it's just they are very good jumpers?
MzZombicidal 36
Goats are great climbers, #25.
hard_candy 25
goats are literally the masters of physics. they have great balance and are quite agile. think mountain goats that prance around rocky cliffs ever so majestically. some times they even so flips and tricks.
MisUnFortunate 31
There's a shed on one side of the house and they climb on the shed roof which is on the other side of my bedroom wall.
MisUnFortunate 31
They climbed onto the roof of the shed which is connected to the outside of my bedroom wall on the side of the house. And there is a bit of a slope yes.
tonyfan00 38
"Again"...? Okay this needs a follow-up.
orbit 22
Not really, goats like to climb to get better vantage points.
Zoldyck 17
I hate when that happens! (...how does that happen?)
PhantomFollower 20
Goats are excellent climbers, thier natural habitat being hill or mountins. They just love to climb. Mine likes to get on cars.
thecuriouskat 20
I mean, you've just "goat" to love those crazy animals!
1dvos_grl3 21
punnnnnnn
crazytwinsmom 25
You've goat to be kid'n me!
xwendifferx 16
Again?
thatguynamedsky 32
*clip clop clip clop* "Dangit, Gorge, they're on the roof... Again..."
oreoeater 21
Atleast they weren't the lovely sound of goats humping on the roof
MisUnFortunate 31
That's pretty much how it is actually.
beyondflight 16
Haha yep. Goats on the roof.
trellz17 19
I feel aliens had something to do with this.
devildog562 33
Goat, it's what for dinner.