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By noway - 22/03/2015 04:03 - United States - San Francisco

Today, a girl asked me to check out her left breast, which she said she'd found a strange lump on. I'm an orthodontist. FML

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TOP COMMENTS

MELKOZAR 27

Sunday 22 March 2015 19:04

Sheesh! Don't complain!

19990231 29

Sunday 22 March 2015 19:04

Maybe she just wanted you to look at her breast.

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jentrynicole 20

Sunday 22 March 2015 19:15

That's a weird way to hit on someone.

RageWolf16 31

Sunday 22 March 2015 19:15

Confirmed: you're hot

feven 32

Sunday 22 March 2015 19:20

Braces. Breast. She got them confused

ckerane 16

Sunday 22 March 2015 19:23

and your complaining. .....

Amama_fml 30

Monday 23 March 2015 4:29

Your complaining what?

Mrhammer404 21

Monday 23 March 2015 16:23

You're*

Cassandra2015 21

Sunday 22 March 2015 19:25

As a RDH I've had a lot of people ask me strange things too. You'd think with your hands in their mouth , they would understand our knowledge is about teeth not any other part of the body lol

angryo5trich 13

Sunday 22 March 2015 19:26

Shhhhh don't question the gifts life gives you

majesticprincess 19

Sunday 22 March 2015 19:28

Too many negative votes, comment buried

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Gillett 23

Sunday 22 March 2015 19:48

Nope, probably a red head with beautiful metallic looking eyes that are just HYPNOTIC!

Cassandra2015 21

Sunday 22 March 2015 20:15

And your comment makes no sense , your saying she would have been the person who asked the question . Your form of flattery isn't the best my friend

SystemofaBlink41 27

Sunday 22 March 2015 20:18

Smooth as silk.

FitFriday 32

Monday 23 March 2015 4:52

Offense taken meanie

flyerpretender 3

Sunday 22 March 2015 19:29

This is why dentist shouldn't b call "doctor"... :p

lexwilder 16

Sunday 22 March 2015 21:09

people should understand the difference between teeth and ****.

TommyG493 11

Monday 23 March 2015 5:02

What do you call a doctor that dropped out of med school?

ninjahesten 18

Monday 23 March 2015 7:32

#96 a nurse?

Llama_Face89 33

Sunday 22 March 2015 19:30

Was she attractive? XX

Llama_Face89 33

Sunday 22 March 2015 19:31

XD*

nicfo 22

Sunday 22 March 2015 19:31

yeah thats what i thought.

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