Panic

By not a cancerous pimple - 31/01/2015 00:11 - United States - Chester Springs

Today, I felt a painful lump on my jaw. After going on Google, I was convinced I either had an infected tooth or jaw cancer. In a panic, I rushed to the dentist and told the receptionist the problem. She pulled the dentist from an appointment, and he felt around my jaw. It was just a pimple. FML
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TrippingOnAcid 29

My diagnosis: Web MD induced hypochondria.

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rhysfucker 24

(Red Foreman voice) Dumbass.

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TrippingOnAcid 29

My diagnosis: Web MD induced hypochondria.

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timakinz 21

That moment when you're not sure whether your hypochondria is real or Web MD deluded you into thinking so.

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lil_ham1644 29

That moment when you realize that saying "that moment when" makes no sense and is just plain annoying.

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ChristianH39 30

Of all the annoying overused things people say on fml (shitty situation/plot twist etc.) "that moment when" is not that bad.

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Riku714 25

that moment when nobody thinks your comment is funny

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Sandman366 6

Yeah, pretty much the prime example of why not to self diagnose. Especially if you can't tell the difference between cancer and a pimple.

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Notore 32

Well that sucks

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jerryj 27

Sounds like something that could be said about any FML.

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MisterGasMoney 16

Lesson learned?

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rhysfucker 24

(Red Foreman voice) Dumbass.

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1337X_Gloves 6

this made my day

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deathhill3 40

Never trust the internet to give even a slightly accurate diagnosis of a medical condition.

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meli1195 31

you really shouldn't believe all you read on the Internet OP.

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Nymeria_fml 25

Now OP might have trouble believing you.

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lil_ham1644 29

It is written on the Internet, though

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thejokingguy13 12

So dumb I couldn't even come up with a decent smartness comment

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8Dirty1 24

I can no longer trust you with scissors you'll hurt yourself

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feven 32

I don't blame you. I get really paranoid after I read the results for any symptom I type into google. I guess the Internet just has that effect. *types in stuffy nose, result: I'm dying in two days

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TomeDr 24

It's called Googleitis.

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Kira1965 23

Or Dumbassitis!

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