By Rakoric - 16/04/2017 22:00

Today, my wife and I went kayaking for the first time in the ocean. She got seasick and just before she threw up, leaned over the side and tipped the kayak over. FML
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Still better than having vomit in the kayak

Also, slow internet is great.

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You might not have to ever kayak again!

This is such horrible grammar! Has nobody ever taken any English classes?

Just imagine it being spoken by an excited child. "I went to the beach by the ocean and I saw a dog and the dog was called Blue it was a nice dog".

Just imagine it being spoken by an excited child. "I went to the beach by the ocean and I saw a dog and the dog was called Blue it was a nice dog".

Just imagine it being spoken by an excited child. "I went to the beach by the ocean and I saw a dog and the dog was called Blue it was a nice dog".

Just imagine it being spoken by an excited child. "I went to the beach by the ocean and I saw a dog and the dog was called Blue it was a nice dog".

Also, slow internet is great.

Also, slow internet is great.

Still better than having vomit in the kayak

I guess you could say she had a rather unpleasant first kaYAKing experience.

Mooglefox 23

At least you had a way to clean yourself really fast