Today, a cute guy ditched his date and walked up to me, calling me beautiful. Not knowing how to reply, I just blushed. His date got angry and left. "Sorry. I take that back," he then said. "I was just trying to get rid of her. Thanks anyway." FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
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Today, I was going on a blind date with a girl. She walked up to the table, said "Nah, no thanks" and left. FML
Today, a cute guy asked me if I was single. When I said yes, he said "Yeah, you look like the type", and walked away. FML
Today, my date ditched me and showed up with another guy at the same restaurant. She even tried to take the reservation. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy. I lost interest in him quick, so I excused myself to go to the bathroom, hoping to make a run for the hills. As soon as I reached the front door, our server yells out, "I hope you’re not thinking about dining and dashing!" FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy that I really like. At the last minute he informed me a friend would be tagging along. To keep his friend from being a third-wheel, I kept up a conversation, and managed to piss my date off. He thought I would be a better match for his friend. FML
Today, I went on an online date. I'd spent a while getting ready and making sure I looked good. When I arrived at the café, I saw my date and approached with a smile. He stood up, looked me over, and said, "Oh, I thought you were your profile picture’s friend." Then left. FML
Today, I was out on a dinner date when suddenly a girl walks up to us and says to my date, "Girl, you can do so much better." Hearing this, my date looks at me, nods, gets up and walks off. I still had to pay for everything. FML
Today, I went on a blind date at a coffee shop. I walked up to who I thought was him, smiled, and said, “Hey! You look even cuter in person!” He looked horrified. It wasn’t my date. My actual date witnessed the whole thing and ghosted me mid-latte. FML
Today, I went on a date with this really cute guy from a dating app. He'd set the date and told me where to meet him. We met at a coffee shop, and he was an absolute gentleman. Five minutes after the date, I went to message him that I'd enjoyed myself, only to find he'd blocked me on the app. FML
Today, I was talking to a guy I liked. He was dumped so he was ranting about how there's no good girls left. I mustered up some courage and told him I was a good girl and that I would treat him right, at which point he pretended to have an emergency phone call and abruptly left. He talked to his lock screen. FML
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Blink_me26 21
Well isn't he a dick.
naznafeathers 22
Or, the guy could have been honest to his date and not have to have used you like that. :l
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Comments (73)
jrock9093 18
Wow he's a prick in a half isn't he I hope karma strikes back
beautifulsoul89 11
What a Ass!!! He ditches his date and calls you beautiful only to take it back, good thing you didn't respond to his little scheme (and men wonder why us woman look at them as assholes!) Why can't people be honest with each other anymore???!!!
rebellionwars 11
No op is a dick.
TheBrochure 22
Plenty of OPs out there are dicks! Evidence lies in that every now and then, you come across a completely stacked "YDI" count! :P
Dawnstempest 17
I've met some psycho girls/ guys before (some of which were dating my friends), what he did is one of the best ways to get rid of them when they just won't take "No, leave me alone" or "No, we are over and have been for months" as an acceptable answer. I'm not saying that's why he did that... And his last comment was definitely rude. But pretending you're dating a random stranger to get rid of a crazy ex works wonders.
monnanon 13
thats a bit of a jump isnt it?
worldclassrager 39
Well blushing should be a good thing...but if he is trying to break up with is current that way it's not worth it...
katie_xoxo3 16
Aw what a poopface
stupidbox 9
He ain't so cute anymore :p douchebag
imbedderdenu 23
wow...what an ass
TheBrochure 22
...is probably the exact thing that that douche said to OP!
alycion 38
Cause stalking always teaches someone a lesson.
llnursingll 10
I'm pretty sure you are attractive, if not he wouldn't have picked you. He is a total jerk for it. And how did he look? Was he even remotely handsome? Poor of the other girl.