I guess we found out what happened after the visit to the mint.

That was great, #1

You know, it'd be hilarious if these FMLs (not specifically these ones) actually crossed paths.

OP should respond by saying "oh i don't mind. *plays with coins and creepily stares*

Haha I laughed out loud at this and scared he guy in the next stall.

Well done! I don't know why but I love references to other FMLs in the comments FAR more than I should

All people caught stealing balls from the golf course will have their balls taken away...

Well obviously man stuff reffers to the sticky BBQ sauce he was using while manly cooking meat.

oh my god! that was wonderful! you saw the opportunity, and you took it. I laughed so hard!

Hahahaahha yes!

Haha, well played 1, well played.

Call me stupid but I don't get it?

Hahahahah lovely costumer

It's not Halloween yet!

What does Halloween have to do with this? I'm thoroughly confused right now..

customer spelled as costumer.

I realized that my spelling is incorrect.

Well hot damn, you're right haha. My mind must have just read it as customer instead of costumer haha.

well when reading, your brain only looks at the first and last letter so that would make sense, in the middle of the word letters can be switched around

Wlel I gesus it's ture, but it's siltl vrey anoinnyg to raed.

It's okay, you're hot.

Oh god that's disgusting, sorry for the inconvenience OP, some people are just nuts.

*lowers sunglasses* I don't know if that pun was accidental or not. . .

Actually, it is possible, although unlikely, that it was MAIL stuff. Maybe like some of the adhesive on envelopes or something. I really hope it was that.

And some people abuse their nuts...

Let's give them credit for it anyway...

#77, please just stop

Well, you know, male stuff covered coins. Delightful.

All of that was in the FML. All you added was the word "Delightful."

The word 'Well' was not in the FML.
Aha!
Besides, I like the word 'Delightful'.

just stop, 31

I thought #31 was a funny comment. #4, not so much.

Either way, #104, I like you. You other people must know that I shall never stop.

I like your profile pic

I never get why people say just stop. Everyone has a right to express their opinions freely. The thumbs are how you should judge, not by being rude if you disagree. Unless your rudeness is humorous, then it's not as bad.

I deal with money at work and the coins can get seriously nasty. I had one that had some sort of oil on it...

Was it nut oil, by any chance?

This is why I see more and more cashiers wearing vinyl gloves at the register. People are just fucking nasty.

I once heard that a place in my local area would boil the coins they received in water before rolling them to send to the bank.

What a jerk off!

Hang on... I think I get it!

Sounds like a coin toss.

I wonder if he gave her $1.50

nowadays there are sanitizers at work. thankgoodness

I think they meant for OP to use the hand sanitizer...

That would have just helped his hands, not the coins. Unless he decided to slather all the coins he had with him as well. But honestly he really shouldn't have gotten anything like that on the coins in the first place...

That's a sticky situation!

All jokes aside, hopefully you were able to sanitize or wash your hands soon after.

I think he enjoys dead presidents a bit too much

Why would there be presidents on the money?

I... I think I've finally found it, a comment too stupid to reply to

Not sure if troll or really that stupid. If it's the latter, then I agree with you, #88... #76's response was so bafflingly stupid I had to take a screenshot of the whole comment thread just in case any of my friends that I told about this refused to believe that anyone could actually be that fucking stupid.

Wow, I guess despite my overwhelming, unbelievable stupidity, I was the only one who noticed OP was from NEW ZEALAND?

Yes, because most NZ currency has major figures like the queen on their currency, which isn't very far from a president, learn a thing for once and then you'll have the right to defend your idiotic comment

That is disgusting.