Today, a cute guy ditched his date and walked up to me, calling me beautiful. Not knowing how to reply, I just blushed. His date got angry and left. "Sorry. I take that back," he then said. "I was just trying to get rid of her. Thanks anyway." FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
When the leaves fall, the laughter rises. Discover autumn stories as crisp as dried leaves!
Today, I was going on a blind date with a girl. She walked up to the table, said "Nah, no thanks" and left. FML
Today, a cute guy asked me if I was single. When I said yes, he said "Yeah, you look like the type", and walked away. FML
Today, my date ditched me and showed up with another guy at the same restaurant. She even tried to take the reservation. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy. I lost interest in him quick, so I excused myself to go to the bathroom, hoping to make a run for the hills. As soon as I reached the front door, our server yells out, "I hope you’re not thinking about dining and dashing!" FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy that I really like. At the last minute he informed me a friend would be tagging along. To keep his friend from being a third-wheel, I kept up a conversation, and managed to piss my date off. He thought I would be a better match for his friend. FML
Today, I went on an online date. I'd spent a while getting ready and making sure I looked good. When I arrived at the café, I saw my date and approached with a smile. He stood up, looked me over, and said, "Oh, I thought you were your profile picture’s friend." Then left. FML
Today, I was out on a dinner date when suddenly a girl walks up to us and says to my date, "Girl, you can do so much better." Hearing this, my date looks at me, nods, gets up and walks off. I still had to pay for everything. FML
Today, I went on a blind date at a coffee shop. I walked up to who I thought was him, smiled, and said, “Hey! You look even cuter in person!” He looked horrified. It wasn’t my date. My actual date witnessed the whole thing and ghosted me mid-latte. FML
Today, I went on a date with this really cute guy from a dating app. He'd set the date and told me where to meet him. We met at a coffee shop, and he was an absolute gentleman. Five minutes after the date, I went to message him that I'd enjoyed myself, only to find he'd blocked me on the app. FML
Today, I was talking to a guy I liked. He was dumped so he was ranting about how there's no good girls left. I mustered up some courage and told him I was a good girl and that I would treat him right, at which point he pretended to have an emergency phone call and abruptly left. He talked to his lock screen. FML
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Blink_me26 21
Well isn't he a dick.
naznafeathers 22
Or, the guy could have been honest to his date and not have to have used you like that. :l
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Comments (73)
happyfingers 15
Reading these ones kinda make me a little sad inside. Why do people have to be like that? :
strike2867 13
I think quite the opposite. It seems he found his date attractive, but once he started seeing her personality he wanted to bail and spare her feelings. Seems to me like he was pretty smart.
pistolpete31000 7
Keep your head up OP. I'm sure you're cute as hell (;
fatlemonjefferso 8
That's so wrong and unfair to you. No one deserves that.
S4N 5
You could have said, "You're welcome. You helped me think of my new mask for Halloween, do you think I could get a pic of your face? I think it's the ugliest thing I've seen all week." Always hurt them more than they hurt you. I'm sorry that happened to you.
False_Stupidity 41
What a idiot
How_you_doin 10
Top quality asshole! How dare someone think they have the right to do that! That poor girl must have been so hurt and of course you did not deserve to be used like that. It astonishes me the rudeness and selfishness of some people
SaintGoobers 19
And The Asshole of the Year award fíes to..
Ksweety_fml 27
Look on the bright side.
iphonehipster12 5
if you ever ever see him again, and you're on a bad date, go up to him saying "I wanna suck your dick." and once he gets happy and the date gets mad, say "jk. I wanted my date to get away. sorry..!"