Today, a customer came up to me and asked if I knew where the make-up aisle was. I pointed him in the right direction but he just gasped and said, "Oh so you DO know where it is!" and walked away, roaring with laughter. FML
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Today, working in retail, I noticed a customer looking for an item, so I walked up to them and asked, "Is there something I can help you find?" He replied, "Did I ask for your fucking help?" FML
Today, I was at Walmart and I asked a guy working there where the scrapbooking stuff was. He led me to the aisle where it was and then said, "By the way, I don't work here." FML
Today, I passed a cashier when I came into a store. Later I passed him again as I was leaving, and he asked me if I needed help finding something because I had been in the store for a while. I told him I had been browsing upstairs, but in reality, I had been in the restroom the whole time. FML
Today, I walked into a store, grabbed a shopping cart, and started browsing. After 15 seconds, I realized I was in the wrong store. The cashier watched as I awkwardly returned my cart and walked out like I totally meant to do that. FML
Today, I bought some makeup supplies at the supermarket. The cashier snorted and muttered, "Not enough in the world for you." FML
Today, I went to buy some makeup. As I was checking out, the cashier said, "You're going to need more than that to cover up that face." FML
Today, a shopper approached me at Target and said, "So are you just gonna stand there to look pretty and do nothing around here?" I ignored his comment, until he got so upset that he wanted to speak to my manager. It would have been understandable if I actually worked there. FML
Today, I told a coworker, “You look way better without makeup.” She responded, “I’m wearing makeup.” Everyone around us gasped like I had just said "fuck" in church. FML
Today, I got lost at Best Buy. Meanwhile, my mom freaked out, and they called out my name over the intercom. When I walked up to the desk and they saw I was 17, the employees burst out laughing. FML
Today, while at work, a lady with a mustache came in and told me she was lost. I was happy to help, but could not stop rubbing my nose due to allergies. As she left, she said, "I know I have a mustache you little ass" and stormed out. FML
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Top comments
trellz17 19
I guess he picks on others to make himself feel better. **** him
Chumsword 8
Too bad there isnt an isle for common decency.
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Comments (112)
SomeoneDifferent_fml 5
It's called a job! What an idiot he is!
sup_hoe 3
#18 speaks like yoda(:
dinosaurzombie 14
No he doesn't..
olpally 32
What a dick. Over charge him if he buys something.
Pixelatedpotato 28
You want her to get fired?
krazykyra 12
I bet you're beautiful without makeup. **** society, and their making girls think they need makeup to be pretty.
BarakatsBurrito 7
Easy for you to say, you're gorgeous.
karlcolt45 19
so makes up for it by being krazy :D
jelly713 19
I agree with 20. So what if she's pretty & saying it? It's true. Sadly, everyone acts like make up is necessary when it's OPTIONAL. Every girl needs to feel beautiful, it's sad the limits some girls put themselves through just to feel beautiful when the risks aren't worth it. OP shouldn't have to change herself for anyone.
xNephilim 18
You're a part of society. Your sweet, elderly neighbor is a part of society. The creepy homeless dude who sits in front of McDonald's is a part of society. Are you saying **** yourself, your sweet elderly neighbor, and the creepy homeless dude in front of McDonald's?
krazykyra 12
34- Thank you!!! You're beautiful, too and don't let anyone tell you differently!(:
krazykyra 12
And 89, no. Not necessarily. I meant society as in a majority of the people in our society. There has been an image put out there by people in general that every girl has to cake on the eyeshadow, line their eyes in black, and have perfect, flawless looking skin to be beautiful. That's not the case. I was just saying that's what's portrayed in media, by the general public, and assholes like OP had to deal with. I'm not saying **** you to the sweet woman down the street, or the homeless man, and especially not myself. Just **** you to the image that girls are expected to be, because of the society that we live in. Hope that cleared things up!!! Oh. And everyone is beautiful, with or without makeup. I love all yo' facesssssss.
xNephilim 18
Sorry, I just really can't stand it when people say it's society's fault, because ALL of us are society. You are right though. Thanks to our overflow of media, many people do have a pre-conceived notion of what a female should look like. Cleavage, skinny, all firm and toned up, not a hair out of place, make-up... It's quite sad.
Pixelatedpotato 28
I love how you have makeup on in your profile
Authoress14 15
Pour some ice water on that burn
perdix 29
Well, at least you're getting paid to take that kind of abuse. Not much of a consolation prize, but maybe with your earnings and the employee discount, you can wander into the make-up aisle and spruce yourself up a bit.
Feverrotes 15
I wonder how far we can make it in the comments before some nut comes in and makes a reference to that recent McDonald's FML.
tj4234 35
You mean like how you referenced it?
pmadNess 16
23- read # 55's reply to #11. Already been done, son...
ethanman82 8
i guess a comment like that would make me (puts on sunglasses) blush
PeacetheLove 5
Ouch, what a jerk.
RavenCheyenneC 12
Should have said "do you know where the tissue is? Bc I'm about to punch you in the nose!"
jambupapoy 5
Unfortunately they don't sell make-up for ugly souls. Don't worry OP, he sounds like an insecure ass.