Customers and Work: Today, a customer came up to me and asked if I knew where the...

By apparentlytoougly - 27/03/2013 07:29 - United States - Garden Grove

Today, a customer came up to me and asked if I knew where the make-up aisle was. I pointed him in the right direction but he just gasped and said, "Oh so you DO know where it is!" and walked away, roaring with laughter. FML

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trellz17 19

Wednesday 27 March 2013 16:32

I guess he picks on others to make himself feel better. **** him

Chumsword 8

Wednesday 27 March 2013 16:36

Too bad there isnt an isle for common decency.

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chrisstachon 30

Wednesday 27 March 2013 23:15

that's hilarious

BeachGirl27 23

Wednesday 27 March 2013 23:20

What a tool! I'm sure you don't need make-up but that guy just might!

sporty_14 5

Wednesday 27 March 2013 23:34

What an asshole!

seifert619 2

Thursday 28 March 2013 0:39

what a dick!

hooray4mo 2

Thursday 28 March 2013 0:42

Why is this an fml? -_- big whoop

23Z9TZO 18

Thursday 28 March 2013 2:56

This is actually really great..

danameiz 4

Thursday 28 March 2013 4:01

Wow what an ass

duhbaby 10

Thursday 28 March 2013 4:30

What an ass. Not cool. Sorry OP.

LorenzosPecosa 8

Thursday 28 March 2013 7:43

What a dick

RedGai 7

Thursday 28 March 2013 9:01

Next time, yell out "Sir! The make up aisle is that a way!"

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