Today, a customer came up to me and asked if I knew where the make-up aisle was. I pointed him in the right direction but he just gasped and said, "Oh so you DO know where it is!" and walked away, roaring with laughter. FML
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Today, working in retail, I noticed a customer looking for an item, so I walked up to them and asked, "Is there something I can help you find?" He replied, "Did I ask for your fucking help?" FML
Today, I was at Walmart and I asked a guy working there where the scrapbooking stuff was. He led me to the aisle where it was and then said, "By the way, I don't work here." FML
Today, I passed a cashier when I came into a store. Later I passed him again as I was leaving, and he asked me if I needed help finding something because I had been in the store for a while. I told him I had been browsing upstairs, but in reality, I had been in the restroom the whole time. FML
Today, I walked into a store, grabbed a shopping cart, and started browsing. After 15 seconds, I realized I was in the wrong store. The cashier watched as I awkwardly returned my cart and walked out like I totally meant to do that. FML
Today, I bought some makeup supplies at the supermarket. The cashier snorted and muttered, "Not enough in the world for you." FML
Today, I went to buy some makeup. As I was checking out, the cashier said, "You're going to need more than that to cover up that face." FML
Today, a shopper approached me at Target and said, "So are you just gonna stand there to look pretty and do nothing around here?" I ignored his comment, until he got so upset that he wanted to speak to my manager. It would have been understandable if I actually worked there. FML
Today, I told a coworker, “You look way better without makeup.” She responded, “I’m wearing makeup.” Everyone around us gasped like I had just said "fuck" in church. FML
Today, I got lost at Best Buy. Meanwhile, my mom freaked out, and they called out my name over the intercom. When I walked up to the desk and they saw I was 17, the employees burst out laughing. FML
Today, while at work, a lady with a mustache came in and told me she was lost. I was happy to help, but could not stop rubbing my nose due to allergies. As she left, she said, "I know I have a mustache you little ass" and stormed out. FML
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trellz17 19
I guess he picks on others to make himself feel better. **** him
Chumsword 8
Too bad there isnt an isle for common decency.
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Comments (112)
aliciaanomalyyxo 12
Some douchebags don't appreciate natural Beaty , they are too blinded by their sterotypical societal expectations. Do your thing and if he doesn't like it then good you don't need to impress him only yourself
not_a_robot 15
Unfortunately OP could lose her job or get in trouble over that, even if the guy is an ass.
Slackness 10
What a wanker... Shame you didn't see him trying to make a perceived inappropriate contact with a minor.
stormchaser24 24
Don't worry OP, the customer was just an insecure ass wipe that gets happy by making fun of people. Karma will bite him in the ass one day.
simplysarcastics 26
Ignore him, he came at you with a terrible joke. Very lame, he is probably just jealous you can be naturally pretty and he has to apply make up. Lol
Fsvb 32
These kind of things make me so angry. Never mess with someones self esteem, unless they deserve it (like if they did something mean to you). We already have so many people with self esteem issue's. It's things like this that can cause someone a depression, an eating disorder of social anxiety. And there was no good reason for it.
jisaac09 25
Actually pretty good. Unfortunately the people who are inconsiderate to strangers are also aggressive enough to find someone to stick with them.
gracehi 31
Yeah. Unfortunately, McDonald's doesn't sell makeup or cologne, so OP's probably not allowed to insult customers.
CallMeMcFeelii 13
I'm confused 55, where does McDonald's come into play? Wait I got it! From the other fml, right? Ok, gotcha. Haha.
angelitared 27
That's so ****** up. U should of tripped his ass.