Health: Today, I passed a cashier when I came into a store. Later I passed... - FML

By girlsgottagotoo - 26/06/2016 20:52 - United States - Covina

Today, I passed a cashier when I came into a store. Later I passed him again as I was leaving, and he asked me if I needed help finding something because I had been in the store for a while. I told him I had been browsing upstairs, but in reality, I had been in the restroom the whole time. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/09/2012 01:29 - United States

Today, for the first time in a week, a customer entered my store. He needed to use the bathroom. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/09/2010 17:51 - Canada

Today, I was shopping in a store and an employee was mopping the floor. She mopped all around where I was standing then told me to wait until the floor dried to move. I had to go to the bathroom. FML

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By Welp - 19/04/2023 08:00 - United States

Today, I was caught trying to use the employee bathroom at the back of the store when an employee asked if I worked there. I responded with, “Oh what? Are you a hall monitor? That’s what I thought!” but ended up bumping into a corner and my nose started bleeding. FML

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By LostSoul - 19/07/2019 14:02

Today, I was at a store. I asked if I needed a key for their bathroom, and they said the door was open. I have to walk past them to go in and out of the bathroom. Thirty seconds later, they used the key and walked in on me. FML

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By YEEYEE517 - 03/09/2019 22:00

Today, working in retail, I noticed a customer looking for an item, so I walked up to them and asked, "Is there something I can help you find?" He replied, "Did I ask for your fucking help?" FML

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By Wrongtoilet - 12/07/2010 08:28 - Singapore

Today, I was at a new shopping mall. After an hour, I desperately needed to use the bathroom. Spotting one, I ran inside, locked myself in a cubicle and relieved myself. The toilet paper was out so I knocked on the cubicle beside me to ask for some. A lady's voice answered. She needed some too. FML

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By I'm so wet, baby - 28/11/2014 17:27 - United Kingdom

Today, while at work, I really had to pee. Since my break was soon, I decided to hold it as another customer came to my till, but I didn't see she had 3 trolleys full of food. It took ages to scan all of it, and when I left for my break, I had an empty bladder and a wet seat. FML

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We heard you

By PeePee - 03/07/2009 19:19 - United States

Today, at work I had to use the bathroom. I asked my boss to watch my register and quickly walked into the bathroom. I squatted down and peed. A minute later I heard someone ask over our walkie talkie system who was using the bathroom. I had been pressing the intercom button while I peed. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/12/2013 18:22 - United States - Bessemer

Today, I was at work alone with a stomach bug. For some reason, our bathroom was out of toilet paper, so I had to quickly run to the nearest store to buy more, only to shit my pants midway there. I'm pretty sure the cashier knew exactly what had happened. FML

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Well did you?

By Kagura - 02/06/2010 15:05 - Turkey

Today, I went shopping with my mother. I needed to use the toilet, so entered a restaurant. After I left the toilet, my mother, who was near the restaurant's entrance, called out and asked, "Did you flush it?" Everyone heard her. And I'm 22 years old. FML

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ThunderLightTSV 31

Monday 27 June 2016 13:42

I can hear the shitty puns already. Great.

Rubioaf 10

Monday 27 June 2016 14:15

doesn't sound too bad op, don't overthink it

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limegreenpoopie 31

Monday 27 June 2016 11:22

I understand how annoying that can be. I'm a cashier too .-___-

SnapeIsGood 20

Monday 27 June 2016 11:30

What a shitty situation

childproofpizza 19

Saturday 2 July 2016 4:34

*Shituation

moodyreallyrocks 27

Monday 27 June 2016 11:48

Everybody does it!!

bella_nana347 23

Monday 27 June 2016 12:11

You know it's really crappy to lie like that.

Death_The_Kid15 20

Monday 27 June 2016 12:30

I don't see how this is an FML. You had to use the restroom. That's it.

lusanna 19

Monday 27 June 2016 12:40

This isn't an fml, we should be proud of every stink bomb we lay

ThunderLightTSV 31

Monday 27 June 2016 13:42

I can hear the shitty puns already. Great.

lantz4levi 19

Monday 27 June 2016 14:13

I honestly don't get why this is an fml cause everybody does it and it's not a big deal

Rubioaf 10

Monday 27 June 2016 14:15

doesn't sound too bad op, don't overthink it

BestOrginalName 22

Monday 27 June 2016 14:20

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