Today, a customer came into the music shop I work in to look at guitars. After calling the customer "Dude," and "Man," numerous times, they stalked off suddenly. When I asked if everything was okay, they responded with, "I'm female, you asshole!" FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went into a music store to look into getting a new guitar. I picked up one that I was interested in and tried it out quietly. A sales representative approached me and asked me to "stop the noise and leave the guitars for serious customers." I've been playing for almost ten years. FML
Today, I was stopped by a customer who told me that I looked like a nice woman. I thanked him for the compliment and pointed out that I was a man. With an obviously male name on my name tag. And visible facial hair. FML
Today, at work as a cashier, I had a male customer come up to me and ask me what hours I worked today, like he has done for several weeks now. Immediately after, my manager calls my lane to tell me to watch out for that guy. He has been stalking a co-worker of mine. Apparently, I'm next. FML
Today, at the supermarket, a guy started yelling at me for staring at his "woman." She frankly looked like someone had carved Mick Jagger's face into a turd. When I told him I have better things to do than ogle random women, he started harassing me for being "a queer." FML
Today, a customer at the bar I work at yelled at me for calling her "Ma'am." I asked what she'd prefer, and she gave me her name. When I called her by her name, she yelled at me for not calling her "Ma'am." FML
Today, I was working at my job as a cashier, checking out an elderly woman's groceries. She was very nice, and we chatted for a couple minutes. Once she had paid, she leaned close to me and said, very politely, "I'm so so sorry that I mistook you for a girl at first, young man." I AM a girl. FML
Today, I was at the store buying some feminine products. At the cash register, the clerk said to me "Dude, you know those are for girls right?" I am a 30 year old woman. FML
Today, someone came into the store I work at, laughed at my name on my name-tag, and left without even buying anything. FML
Today, as two of my students walked into my classroom, I said, "Hi, ladies". One of them screamed at me: "Did you just assume my gender?!" FML
Today, I was shopping in the mall. A cute store worker kept checking me out, so after I picked a few things I went up to her and started flirting. After a few seconds, she cut me off and said, "Actually I was watching you because you look like someone who would shoplift." FML
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Top comments
Quest_ 13
Girls can be dudes too. She's silly.
Xrandomkrisx 7
she just gets upset easily. she probably doesn't like her figure so she is offended easily
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Comments (346)
frateh 0
well next time maybe say : excuse me" ? hehe at least that saves u all the trouble of having to figure out their gender =)
VivianTheAspie 0
I moderated this a month ago with different wording.
disruptance 0
in soviet Russia women look like mena
RyRy965 0
bitches these days they need to know their roll
youthink_fml 0
You totally deserve it. You're in retail. Calling anyone "dude" and "man" is not professional. And how does someone "stalk off"?
RedPillSucks 33
"Stalk off" is a term meaning to walk away angrily. I think in the States you might say the walked off in a huff, or they were pissed off.
idrivefast 0
I hate when I get people who look like the opposite gender. if I can't guess I usually try to avoid gender words
lionnessof2 0
The op English is really bad. Go back to grammer class and @ 14 your a dumb ass. Keep your ignorant comments to yourself.
poeticpunk77 0
You spelled grammar wrong and you used "your" instead of "you're". If the OP should go back to "grammer class" (as you called it), you should probably join him. :P
RedPillSucks 33
@129 Some schools in NC still have corporal punishment. Also, maybe OP just had short hair instead of being manly looking. Most of my female friends with short hair get pissed off at being called 'man'.
RedPillSucks 33
zat true in England too, Cinn? I thought that was just an American colloquialism
Monsta15k 0
People are so ******* touchy. Maybe she shouldn't have been so ******* ugly?