Miscellaneous: Today, a couple asked me to donate my eggs so they could start...

By Anonymous - 16/05/2015 17:46 - United Kingdom - Southampton

Today, a couple asked me to donate my eggs so they could start a family. When I refused, I was called heartless by my ex-husband and the woman he cheated on me with for over two years. FML

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By Ford - 03/01/2018 01:30

Today, a child that was born due to my donation to a sperm bank in 1995 contacted me. My current wife, who I met in 2003, is convinced I cheated on her and is filing for a divorce. FML

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Breach of contract

By can I say told you so?! - 04/01/2023 12:00

Today, my husband was served child support paperwork by the couple he insisted on donating his sperm to. When I tried to warn him beforehand, he said I was being a jealous, paranoid, control freak and that it was his decision to help out some friends. We’re already struggling financially. Thanks babe. FML

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Trust

By Anonymous - 03/02/2024 05:00 - United States - Chicago

Today, my wife revealed to me that the doctor at the fertility clinic where we stored embryos is her ex-boyfriend. She’s now furious that I don’t trust that our freezer babies are mine. FML

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Make it stop

By Anonymous - 04/01/2022 20:01 - United States

Today, after years of trying, my husband and I did IVF, fertilized 5 eggs, and the whole process was really rough. Now, a year after giving birth to our daughter, my husband wants to use another egg, but I don’t want to go through that all again. FML

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Harsh and unfair

By Anonymous - 13/09/2022 12:00

Today, my soon-to-be-ex wife aborted our baby out of sheer spite after I caught her cheating with a man. All I’ve ever wanted is to be a mom, but I'm infertile. Also, I’m writing this from work because my boss wouldn’t let me have even one day to grieve, because I wasn’t the one who was pregnant. FML

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#Childfree

By ChildFree - 20/04/2015 23:55 - Saudi Arabia - Riyadh

Today, my mother-in-law asked me when my fiancé and I were going to start having children. When I told her we weren't planning on having any, she went on a tirade about how selfish and cold I am for denying her precious grandchildren. Now she hates me. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/10/2014 01:23 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my husband told me he cheated on me two years ago with his ex-fiancée. In the process, he got her pregnant, but said it was okay, because she didn't keep it. FML

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Alcohol is no excuse

By Carrie - 21/01/2023 22:00

Today, after spending thousands on 4 failed IVF attempts, my husband of 3 years told me he had a drunken one night stand last month with his ex, who he said he hasn’t spoken to in years, is pregnant with his baby. There goes our future together. I thought trust and being honest meant something, but obviously not. FML

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By anonymous - 25/01/2016 14:09 - United States - Waxhaw

Today, my son became convinced that his father cheated and we put the fertilized egg inside me to cover the whole thing up. He won't stop calling me "host mother". FML

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By pocketrocket90 - 08/08/2014 06:05 - Australia - Capalaba

Today, I got a call from my very drunk boyfriend at 1:30am asking for my permission to have sex with a "gross fat chick" he met at a pub, because he "felt sorry for her". The conversation ended with me getting hung up on because I "don't have a heart". FML

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BananaCoconutty 26

Sunday 17 May 2015 17:31

Just buy him some eggs from the grocery store! Lol

Ajf92002 23

Sunday 17 May 2015 17:33

Well there's and example of a horrible person, sorry OP

Comments

BITCHIEFACET 7

Sunday 17 May 2015 21:26

I would of hit her and said ***** don't deserve kids me and god thinks so *****

Aimeejasmine 15

Sunday 17 May 2015 22:25

Or don't physically abuse people because there's never a reason for that shit. Make some sassy comment to the cheating husband instead hmm

twice_shy2015 1

Sunday 17 May 2015 21:45

That's a ridiculous thing to ask of an ex, no matter the circumstances. Donating eggs isn't exactly a quick and easy process!

Sazz024 7

Sunday 17 May 2015 22:01

Don't do it op , he cheated on you with her. He doesn't have the right to call you heartless when he had cheated on you.Ignore him Op

saffy66 34

Sunday 17 May 2015 22:56

That's some nerve. Karma is a bitch, right? Don't you dare give in OP - to let two such people near a child would amount to child abuse. If he asks again, remind him he had the chance to create life with you and chose to squander that by picking her. Not your fault she can't have children, and there is something fundamentally wrong with people who think their victim should have to pay for the unintended consequences of their decisions.

thatonetribute 31

Sunday 17 May 2015 23:14

Your choice, honey. Not theirs. I'm sorry.

nekminnet 13

Sunday 17 May 2015 23:17

Do they even realise how invasive and prolonged the process is. why the hell would you consider putting yourself through that for a douchenozzle and his bitch. I bet they didn't even offer compensation.

deathtothepix 26

Sunday 17 May 2015 23:28

I'm more concerned over the woman who thinks it's okay to be with someone else's husband behind their back and then ask for their eggs.

tacogirl 15

Sunday 17 May 2015 23:49

Your ex-husband seems stupid to ask you for your eggs...

simsgirlgem 25

Monday 18 May 2015 0:36

Don't give in he's like my sisters ex who already had a girl and bragged about how she'll be a milf because she's getting kids from the previous marriage these people piss me off