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By technicallywroteabook - /
Friday 21 August 2015 05:15 /
United States - Grapevine
Quote:
Pain demands to be felt - John Green
We were born to be real, not perfect - Unknown
When the world says, "Give up." Hope whispers, "Try one more time." - Unknown
Goal:
Conquer life ~ The impossible will become the possible
Truth:
I don't care who you are, if the button on your page is blue I will make it white. You deserve to be rewarded, for making it in this cruel world. You should be praised for going though all the stress your going though. Congratulations on surviving. You made it. And I will care about that. I will care about anything that lives. Human or not, it's special in this world, It matters and so do you.
More Truths:
I've decided that everyone cares (unless your a crazed mass murder stalking my page, that's right, I know who you are.) Just before you leave my page, think about who I am. If you need to talk to someone about something but aren't comfortable talking about it to someone else just message me and we can talk about it.
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Profile completed
You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated. -
Back from the party
An FML submitted between 5 and 6 a.m. can't be very good. -
Mobility
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern. -
Work is a 4-letter word
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic. -
Checking you out
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile. -
FAAAAAACEBOOK
Your FML account is now linked to your Facebook account. -
I'm an early bird, but no worm yet
You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 a.m. -
Night owl
You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m. -
One more and it's business time
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky. -
I like your style
You gave a Hug to someone. How cute! -
The Mixer
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you. -
What'ch'all looking at?
You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile. -
Socialite
You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see… -
I moderated this!
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done! -
Up and coming moderator
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature. -
It's in the can!
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten! -
Consolation prize
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit. -
Supersize Menu
You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know. -
Judgmental
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times. -
YDI Master
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote. -
Perfectionist
Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter. -
I agree, my mouse works.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start. -
Who’s the fairest of them all?
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic. -
100 kick-ass comments
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name! -
A new thumb
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments. -
50 quality comments
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier. -
42
See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon. -
The return of the thumb
You have thumbed 5000 comments. -
The thumb strikes back
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments. -
50 favorites
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!