15- I really want to cover golf balls in sandpaper and shove them up your asshole after reading your comment. Come on now.

When I was growing up, my mother would herd the neighbours' bull back to it's yard with a broom. However, I wouldn't recommend this for you, as my mother is crazy scary when wielding a broom... You can always try throwing cut carrots and apples away from the house in hopes that it will go and eat them and leave you alone. Once your neighbours come pick up their truant bull, make sure they fix their fence really well, as this may turn into a reoccurring problem otherwise. Good luck, OP!

Call the cops they'll find the owner

Well let's be reasonable; who the hell wants to deal with a bull?

oh thats bullshit

Try and find a sexy cow to seduce the bull. You do know how to tell the difference between a sexy cow and an ugly one, right?

Well they're a bit useless aren't they?! Try finding the farms number & see if they can come sort it out :)

Dress up like a matador and walk outside eating a hamburger. Act surprised to see the bull. He ought to leave soon enough.

I've heard that bulls don't see red like we do and the main reason the matadors uses that colour was to excite the human on lookers.(: We get the expression "to see red" from bullfighting. (:

What a load of bullshit! Don't let it bully you. You need to grab the bull by the horns, call the authorities, and have them steer it away.