How? Why?

By Anonymous - 19/11/2020 20:02 - United States - Onancock

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Today, after getting in bed after a long day, I decided I would relieve some tension. Just as I'm ready to pop, in walks my grandma. I explode. My grandma, without missing a beat, just says, "Get cleaned up and go to bed. It's after twelve o'clock, you have to work in the morning." FML
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tounces7 27

You're another one of those people who has apparently never heard of a door lock?

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jkjorn 16

"I know a thing or two because I've seen a thing or two!"

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tounces7 27

You're another one of those people who has apparently never heard of a door lock?

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samomaha 17

Why do so many of the people here think that everyone has door locks on their bedroom doors? The majority of homes don't have locks on any interior door at all, with the exception of the bathroom and maybe the master bedroom. Locks for all bedrooms is a relatively recent innovation.

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RichardPencil 30

She probably knew that your grandpa and your dad were big wankers, so she expected that from you.

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BurnInDemonFire 35

If you can't lock your bedroom door, save the self-love for when you're in the shower.

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samomaha 17

I know it had to be really embarrassing, OP, but really, your grandma is pretty damned cool. Her reaction was a lot more rational than many people's would have been!

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