How? Why?

By Anonymous - 19/11/2020 20:02 - United States - Onancock

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Today, after getting in bed after a long day, I decided I would relieve some tension. Just as I'm ready to pop, in walks my grandma. I explode. My grandma, without missing a beat, just says, "Get cleaned up and go to bed. It's after twelve o'clock, you have to work in the morning." FML
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tounces7 27

You're another one of those people who has apparently never heard of a door lock?

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kfchicken 31
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nana's seen things in her time

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kfchicken 31
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nana's seen things in her time

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jkjorn 15
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"I know a thing or two because I've seen a thing or two!"

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bigdikbubls 5
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granny is a real one

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tounces7 27

You're another one of those people who has apparently never heard of a door lock?

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samomaha 17

Why do so many of the people here think that everyone has door locks on their bedroom doors? The majority of homes don't have locks on any interior door at all, with the exception of the bathroom and maybe the master bedroom. Locks for all bedrooms is a relatively recent innovation.

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RichardPencil 30
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She probably knew that your grandpa and your dad were big wankers, so she expected that from you.

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BurnInDemonFire 33
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If you can't lock your bedroom door, save the self-love for when you're in the shower.

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Jonkbaby 22
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NIIICE!!!

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Kaneki Chiaki 15
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That's very cool Granma.

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samomaha 17

I know it had to be really embarrassing, OP, but really, your grandma is pretty damned cool. Her reaction was a lot more rational than many people's would have been!

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