Today, I was the Maid of Honor at my friend's wedding. Months... - FML

By Carly4244 - 30/8/2017 01:30

Today, I was the Maid of Honor at my friend's wedding. Months earlier, we had a bitter fight, but she picked out a beautiful dress for me and I thought we were past it. When I began speaking, the lights changed to a weird brightness and my friend snickered. My dress was completely see-through. FML

I agree, your life sucks

6172

You deserved it

501

Tweet

Share

Tonight, on Grey's Anatomy…

Gordon Ramsey called, you're an idiot sandwich

Headache

By SlapAndTickle - 11/10/2013 03:04 - United States

Today, my mother kept nagging at me because my 9-month-old daughter only calms down when I play her metal. She demands I use gospel, otherwise she will turn into a "devil-worshipping lunatic like her mother". FML

I agree, your life sucks

47504

You deserved it

5129

Tweet

Share

By Dlpnlvr85 - 10/7/2016 18:43 - United States - Elkhart

Today, I woke up to find some really weird stuff in my bed. We just got back from vacation in Florida, and my husband burned really bad. I woke up to his peeled off skin all over my face. FML

I agree, your life sucks

11447

You deserved it

823

Tweet

Share

By toughbf - 27/9/2011 08:28 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend asked me to beat him up so he could look tough around his friends. When I just stared at him, he added, "Please don't break anything though. Nothing too serious." FML

I agree, your life sucks

28710

You deserved it

3720

Tweet

Share

By Anonymous - 13/9/2017 08:00 - Canada - Grand Bay

Today, I thought it would be funny to mow a dick into my grandmother's lawn, but the mower leaked gasoline and now there's a giant dead grass outline. FML

I agree, your life sucks

1124

You deserved it

4449

Tweet

Share

By Matt - 13/7/2012 19:06 - United States

Today, I woke up in a daze after a long night drinking. I felt a subtle nudge on my shoulder. I was at my ex-girlfriends house, passed out on top of her, with no pants on. Her dad was, in so many words, informing me that I had to leave immediately. FML

I agree, your life sucks

13304

You deserved it

57616

Tweet

Share

By WTF - 12/9/2015 00:54 - Australia

Today, I found a folder on my boyfriend's computer called "Facebook". It turned out to be a collection of thousands of photos from his female friends' accounts. It was all sorted into folders like "Big Tits", "Blonde", "Cameltoe", "Feet", and "Jailbait". FML

I agree, your life sucks

27136

You deserved it

2847

Tweet

Share

By ad4 - 31/1/2011 23:11 - United States

Today, I was woken up to my family surrounding me with breakfast in bed and sweet 16 balloons. My birthday is in 3 months, and I will be 17. FML

I agree, your life sucks

42060

You deserved it

4094

Tweet

Share

By trgtyo - 18/5/2009 23:20 - United States

Today, I noticed my parents replaced my senior picture that hung on our livingroom wall with a painted one. Of our German Sheperd. FML

I agree, your life sucks

47619

You deserved it

3585

Tweet

Share

By MGDS - 14/12/2013 05:52 - United States - Pine Grove

Today, I had to take an oral examination. I made it to the last part of the exam, then violently threw up in the middle of my answer. FML

I agree, your life sucks

41087

You deserved it

3242

Tweet

Share

By ColdFoot - 3/10/2009 06:38 - Australia

Today, my train was canceled so my ticket expired by the time another train arrived. I was fined $90 by ticket inspectors 'cause my claim that the early train didn't run was "unsubstantiated". Leaving the train I was pushed by the crowd, fell, lost a shoe and had to walk home with one bare foot. FML

I agree, your life sucks

41027

You deserved it

2716

Tweet

Share

By yarhyun1 - 19/8/2012 16:00 - United States

Today, I realized just how messed up my life is, thanks to all the scare stories my wife sees on Dr Phil. She's now convinced that I'll start beating her someday. She's started taking martial arts classes, and threatens to use her skills every time I get even slightly frustrated with her. FML

I agree, your life sucks

30175

You deserved it

2516

Tweet

Share

By LonelyBoy - 1/2/2011 13:05 - Australia

Today, I was going through the history on my computer. Apparently, while I was at school my mother used my computer, and I now know my mother wants to learn how to make her breasts look larger, amongst other things. FML

I agree, your life sucks

30976

You deserved it

3875

Tweet

Share

By Anonymous - 26/8/2009 00:52 - Canada

Today, I went for a jog. While passing by my neighbor's house, their six year old son started throwing peanuts at me screaming, "I hope this kills you!" because I'm allergic to peanuts. FML

I agree, your life sucks

57568

You deserved it

3627

Tweet

Share

By oh ffs - 25/1/2013 01:13 - United States

Today, I met with my Bolivian friend, who's vacationing here for a few weeks. Eager to show him how welcoming we are in the USA, I took him home and introduced him to my parents. The first words out of my dad's mouth were, "Bolivia? That's in Europe, right? We saved your asses in World War 2." FML

I agree, your life sucks

33314

You deserved it

3945

Tweet

Share

By Anonymous - 12/10/2015 09:18 - United Kingdom

Today, a woman at work told me that her kid had puked into "a storage bin" in the office. It wasn't a storage bin, it was the outgoing mail tray on the side of my desk containing important contract documents that had to be posted by 5pm that day. FML

I agree, your life sucks

28214

You deserved it

1677

Tweet

Share

By bruised - 13/3/2013 21:06 - Canada - Fredericton

Today, I went to the movies with my boyfriend. The movie was in 3D, and he couldn't help but notice it would be much cooler if you could feel what the characters did. He spent the next two hours slapping me every time the person in the movie did, claiming the movie would be "better". FML

I agree, your life sucks

36947

You deserved it

6298

Tweet

Share

By Anonymous - 13/7/2020 23:04

I need some me time

Today, my fiancée decided to go on a 3-hour trip because she needed a break from the baby and me. I forgot to mention who she went with: her ex. FML

I agree, your life sucks

1780

You deserved it

119

Tweet

Share

By mycariswrecked - 20/1/2020 20:00 - United States - Tinley Park

Early meeting

Today, I was going to meet up with my boyfriend's mother to watch his swim meet with her. On my way to the high school, I got in a car accident. The person driving the other car was his mother. FML

I agree, your life sucks

2185

You deserved it

178

Tweet

Share

By whatdidimarry - 24/9/2015 23:31 - United Kingdom - Cardiff

Today, I caught my husband and the cat licking the butter together. FML

I agree, your life sucks

24146

You deserved it

2273

Tweet

Share

By Anonymous - 9/7/2019 04:00

Today, I finished hauling all of my possessions from another state, because I was supposed to move in with my girlfriend. I was just waiting to find a job. Almost as soon as my stuff was delivered, she broke up with me and told me to figure out getting it all back by myself. FML

I agree, your life sucks

1966

You deserved it

155

Tweet

Share

By sick in Vegas - 7/1/2012 22:21 - United States

Today, I'm in Vegas to celebrate my 22nd birthday. I should be out having a blast, but a stomach virus thought otherwise. I'll be spending my birthday stuck in my hotel room eating microwaved soup. FML

I agree, your life sucks

31360

You deserved it

2784

Tweet

Share

By Rynne S. - 13/3/2012 06:12 - United States

Today, I got my yearbook. My sister and I are identical twins, and we realized only my sister had a picture in it. When we asked the head of yearbook, they said they thought it was the same girl trying to get two pictures, so they put in the prettier one. FML

I agree, your life sucks

43360

You deserved it

2450

Tweet

Share

By knighton16 - 17/7/2010 18:23 - United States

Today, I was brushing my teeth and shaving in the shower. My favorite song came on, and I got mixed up. My tongue and mouth are cut badly now. FML

I agree, your life sucks

17097

You deserved it

58478

Tweet

Share

By Sarah - 10/3/2009 17:13 - United Kingdom

Today, I was sitting in Science class and to my surprise I felt my pants suddenly becoming warm and wet. I looked behind me to see that 4 boys from my class had inserted a small funnel into my exposed buttcrack and where pouring the melted butter from the experiment into that area. FML

I agree, your life sucks

97751

You deserved it

29748

Tweet

Share

By Jenny - 5/4/2020 23:00

Three is a magic number

Today, my 15-year-old daughter told me that she's pregnant. To make matters worse, she doesn't know who the father is. She told me not to worry though, because she has it narrowed down to "like, only 3 guys." FML

I agree, your life sucks

2098

You deserved it

435

Tweet

Share

By Anonymous - 5/5/2009 05:43 - United States

Today, I thought it would be a good idea to superglue a couple quarters to the sidewalk downtown and watch people try to pick them up. Unfortunately, street patrol was watching me glue everything the whole time. I was fined with public vandalism and defacing US currency. FML

I agree, your life sucks

17511

You deserved it

101062

Tweet

Share

By iheartvodka - 7/11/2009 06:55 - United States

Today, I had a police officer come to my house because I've been reported missing. My friends online decided to call the police because I haven't signed in for 6 days. FML

I agree, your life sucks

37544

You deserved it

6670

Tweet

Share

By Anonymous - 28/8/2012 04:29 - Canada - Montreal

Today, my son, who seems to think that he is a "gangsta" despite being a white boy from the suburbs, cried because I accidentally burned his grilled cheese. He's 28. FML

I agree, your life sucks

35683

You deserved it

6500

Tweet

Share

By Anonymous - 5/4/2013 11:23 - Australia - Mackay

Today, I regretfully confessed to my parents I have trichotillomania. There was a torturous pause, followed by the question, "Are you gay?" FML

I agree, your life sucks

34808

You deserved it

5058

Tweet

Share

By thosedamnkids - 22/1/2012 05:09 - United States

Today, I was working at Staples and organizing some notebooks. All of a sudden, I jumped up because of a sharp pain in my back. A little girl had grabbed a stapler and stapled my back. FML

I agree, your life sucks

43201

You deserved it

2624

Tweet

Share

By Anonymous - 15/2/2011 14:31 - United States

Today, it's my birthday. I was excited because of all the wall posts I got on Facebook. Then I saw I got a "Happy Birthday" from the girl my boyfriend cheated on me with. FML

I agree, your life sucks

36766

You deserved it

7349

Tweet

Share

By Anonymous - 30/12/2015 09:57 - United Kingdom - Oxford

Today, I got a call from my roommate's mother, asking me to hide her flip flops so she couldn't wear them out in sub-zero temperatures. FML

I agree, your life sucks

30037

You deserved it

2957

Tweet

Share

By Anonymous - 14/6/2012 20:59 - United Kingdom - Croydon

Today, my face got intimate with several plywood boards, and I suffered lacerations and bruising. I told my friends I got the wounds from taking a few guys down in a bar fight. Now they're dragging me out into a rough part of town to give them "muscle" while they try to score some crack. FML

I agree, your life sucks

8283

You deserved it

44042

Tweet

Share

By therealkathl - 5/3/2015 13:32 - Austria

Today, my boyfriend convinced a girl at the club to break up with her boyfriend and go home with him. She did. Now I'm single too. FML

I agree, your life sucks

39122

You deserved it

3349

Tweet

Share

By Nice Guy - 29/10/2012 07:55 - United States - San Diego

Today, I noticed a rather small man being harassed by a rather large man, so I tried to help out and break it up. The small guy punched me in the face and said, "Mind your business!" The large guy laughed and fist-bumped him. FML

I agree, your life sucks

23597

You deserved it

5166

Tweet

Share

By Aliya - 1/3/2009 14:14 - United States

Today, I was eating nacho chips with my nieces when I started to feel that some were wet. I look at my niece and notice she was sucking on the chips, and putting them back in the bag. FML

I agree, your life sucks

54132

You deserved it

6897

Tweet

Share

By minette08 - 29/1/2010 21:38 - United States

Today, I discovered that the seal on my driver's door is defective. I made this discovery when I got rained on while I was getting my car washed. FML

I agree, your life sucks

23997

You deserved it

3049

Tweet

Share

By devilboy - 6/7/2011 11:26 - Australia

Today, my girlfriend who was planning on waiting until marriage for sex decided to have sex with me. It's been 4 hours and she hasn't stopped crying, praying and calling me the devil's temptation. FML

I agree, your life sucks

58916

You deserved it

17942

Tweet

Share

By srloin - 21/9/2011 16:42 - United States

Today, my girlfriend said I looked like ET and made me pose next to a full scale model of him while she took a picture. She's showing her friends the picture and they agree. FML

I agree, your life sucks

30167

You deserved it

3430

Tweet

Share

By lonelyhubby - 8/7/2009 04:16 - United States

Today, I found out that my wife had been debating leaving me for an old boyfriend from high school. They rekindled their relationship on Facebook, and talking on the cell phone. Both things I insisted she have. FML

I agree, your life sucks

46303

You deserved it

11979

Tweet

Share

Add a comment

You must be logged in to be able to post comments!

Create my account Sign in

Top comments

By Tillie Jenkins | 5

#7535416 - Wednesday 30 August 2017 2:21

I wouldve walked out, and maybe thrown champagne on her dress as i did so

By Leeono | 26

#7535248 - Tuesday 29 August 2017 15:49

Bet you wish her evil plan was as transparent...

COMMENTS

By Leeono | 26

#7535248 - Tuesday 29 August 2017 15:49

Bet you wish her evil plan was as transparent...

By xyqfeng | 7

#7535413 - Wednesday 30 August 2017 2:18

fuck day,fuck friend,keep away from her.

By christian_slate | 13

#7535414 - Wednesday 30 August 2017 2:20

If this was the wedding we think it was with the infamous wedding speech from the best man this month, at least all the men's excitement in their pants was due to the pornhub presentation.

By RichardPencil | 28

#7535415 - Wednesday 30 August 2017 2:20

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

Reply

RinoaHeartilly | 36

#7535426 - Wednesday 30 August 2017 4:40

Gross, dude.

Reply

Casey Padovani | 9

#7535838 - Thursday 31 August 2017 7:50

What is wrong with you

Reply

RichardPencil | 28

#7535840 - Thursday 31 August 2017 7:53

What are you two bitching about?

The bride clearly set up the OP for humiliation. What’s wrong with getting disproportionate revenge?

By Tillie Jenkins | 5

#7535416 - Wednesday 30 August 2017 2:21

I wouldve walked out, and maybe thrown champagne on her dress as i did so

By Nikkinicole521 | 5

#7535428 - Wednesday 30 August 2017 5:23

That is some petty shit

By Meganetic7 | 10

#7535440 - Wednesday 30 August 2017 6:21

This reminds me of that episode from Gossip Girl where Jenny makes Vanessa a see-through dress. But seriously OP you shouldn't call someone who did that a friend. Not only did she intentionally and publicly humiliate you, but she clearly enjoyed it. This is one of those FMLs that needs to be a "You deserve better" button.

Reply

Shabnam Moghal | 14

#7535558 - Wednesday 30 August 2017 14:10

OP thought they had got over the fight and that's why "friend" got the beautiful Dress, which was see through. You're welcome.

By thatslifeiguess7 | 15

#7535442 - Wednesday 30 August 2017 6:24

What a bitch! I didn't have bridesmaid dresses I asked each to wear a favorite dress

By Ashamed_Sister | 60

#7535446 - Wednesday 30 August 2017 6:50

Just seconds ago my boyfriend told me this FML explains why men fear women. Some of us are just the devil in disguise and we never forget and never forgive.

By acmariner99 | 23

#7535453 - Wednesday 30 August 2017 7:16

Sorry you couldn't see through her facade.