By Anonymous - 02/04/2009 23:12 - United States

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Today, I found out that because of my high blood pressure I can't have sex for one month. My wedding is next weekend and the following two weeks are my honey moon. FML
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KPACOTKA 0

YOUR LIFE DOES SUCK.... BUT NOT FOR LONG

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Sabre300 0

yeah, about as bad as me finding out my wife was having her period on our wedding night. no sex for 4 days. Belated FML.

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Zamax 0

Forget cheerios, go on a Rocky training montage through Philly!

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chubz4life20 0

agreed with 144. try and reschedule. and if u can't, plan a romantic getaway later.

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blondebarbie1124 4

Maybe your doctor has a thing for you. I can see it now.. "If I can't have him, I'll ruin that bitch's honeymoon!"

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KPACOTKA 0

YOUR LIFE DOES SUCK.... BUT NOT FOR LONG

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leyalu 0

>_< boy does that suck. FYL. Just... make sure your wife-to-be stays away from men with rippling muscles and nude beaches...

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emily4040 18

Sounds like Along Came Polly

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llSgtScopell 0

Ouch! Oh man that a killer. But hey theres the whole "rest of your life" thing so dont worry about it :D

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tim2552 0

He is sooo right!! Just have sex!!!!!

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countryrose92 23

I'm sure it's just a suggestion anyways, not actual "doctors orders" ;)

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Atilak 0

How you found out? :))) Thats one of the dumbest things I ever heard. Even if your doctor gave you that advice. Being sexual inactive for month dont solve anything.

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steflyn 0

umm if he has high blood pressure and has sex before the medication balances it he could pass out or have a stroke.

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Jimboom 11

What? I never heard such bullshit advice. Sex has been said to even lower blood pressure. This is a good excuse to make your woman/man do all the work though. ;-) And the high blood pressure is probably do the to fact that your wedding is next weekend. I would go get a second or even 3rd opinion and just enjoy your wedding/honeymoon. I'm sure your blood pressure will decrease dramatically just being on honeymoon.

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GirlX 0

Yeah, that really does suck... I had something similar happen myself. It makes you think about how poorly timed illnesses can be. :/ But I agree w/ #8... get a second opinion!

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mini_munny 0

#7 - the doctor probably told him to lay off the sex because he could risk getting a heart attack from his high blood pressure. It could be a safety precaution to prevent him from increasing his already high blood pressure and damaging the heart in the long run. And within a month, (if not hereditary) a person can lower their bp even a little bit by adjusting their diet and watching what they eat. But it takes time, your bp doesn't just magically drop. To OP: sucks though. I wonder if you can still have sex and maybe just get the wife-to-be to do all the work? It'll reduce the effort on your part and you get to lay back and just enjoy it ;]

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