Accident, Painful and Love: Thirst trap

Thirst trap

By Anonymous - 18/03/2010 07:05 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were play-wrestling on the couch. I got thirsty, so I got up and grabbed a metal water bottle and drank out of it. He tried to playfully touch it and spill water on me, but instead hit it hard enough to where it slammed my mouth, chipped my tooth, and cut open my lip. FML

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By Anon - 08/11/2010 18:34 - Singapore

Today, I was making out with my boyfriend. He got a text and reached over to get his phone. In the process, he elbowed my face and busted my lip. He laughed. FML

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Today, I was playing tug of war with my dog. She let go and I ended up punching myself in the mouth. My lip is still swollen. FML

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By Vicky - 26/12/2009 20:47 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend went to kiss me as we were walking home. It was very icy and he slipped. His teeth went through my lip. FML

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Sick moves, dude

By Anonymous - 02/09/2009 09:20 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend and I were having a shower together for the first time. He was trying impress me and did some sort of dance move, he slipped, and when he fell he kicked my leg out causing me to fall and hit my face on the faucet. FML

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By anonymous - 18/12/2010 09:11 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were playing around. He threw me over his shoulder and turned around, smacking my face against the wall. Then he smacked my head into the fridge after turning round to see "what that loud bang" was. FML

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Romance isn't dead

By broken - 13/09/2009 04:26 - United States

Today, I was fooling around with my boyfriend in his room. He grabbed me behind the head to pull me in for a hard, romantic kiss. He accidentally smashed my nose into his cheekbone, and my nose started gushing blood and continued to bleed for over 2 hours. It's broken, and he just laughed. FML

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troublant_fml 1

Thursday 18 March 2010 16:05

Owww. Don't worry, I heard chipped teeth are sexy. On beavers.

lettertjes 0

Thursday 18 March 2010 16:11

Ouch. If you keep the chip, the dentist can glue it back on.

Comments

gravityplanx 0

Thursday 18 March 2010 17:16

euphemism win

gravityplanx 0

Thursday 18 March 2010 17:18

euphemism win

Dylan94_fml 8

Thursday 18 March 2010 21:52

double post fail

wasted0087 0

Thursday 18 March 2010 17:29

His fists can't hit wht his eyes can't see! Ali Kumbayay!

hmmmummhmmm 0

Thursday 18 March 2010 17:33

it wasn't an accident!

Brittanysway420 0

Thursday 18 March 2010 17:47

Oh OP that sucks, FYL! BF totally fails!

happyhak 5

Thursday 18 March 2010 18:18

#8, wasn't it "Fly like a butterfly, sting like a bee" or something? I don't remember anything to do with floating...unless I'm old school and can't catch up with new things, in which case, I need to get out more :P Anyway, OP, how did you know he was meant to "tap" your water bottle and "spill" water all over you? >:) Sounds like hes out to get you!

katmandont 0

Thursday 18 March 2010 18:29

Naah, it was "Float like a butterfly and sting like a bee". Maybe "tap your water bottle" is one of those new fangled yung-in speak for something sexual like "Hey, girl..., I'd like to 'tap your water bottle'. Wanna cum up and see my echings?"

Daerauko 0

Thursday 18 March 2010 18:24

*shakes head* there are much easier ways to see OP in a wet t-shirt. YouTube!! jk

transcedental 18

Thursday 18 March 2010 18:37

Yeah that surely sucks, and I am sorry for your lips, pain and tooth, but why do you whine about it here? After all you've been wrestling too and obviously - what happened was an accident. I guess he isn't victorious for cutting your lips open. Imagine how you'd feel if he had posted something you haven't done on purpose and said '**** my life'. Where's your mind girl , eh eh?! >_>