Weird flex, but OK

By Anonymous - 10/11/2019 20:00

Today, I asked the girl who has a crush on me if she was autistic. She replied without hesitation, "I can be whatever you want me to be." FML
I agree, your life sucks 1 619
You deserved it 1 049

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safffybumbum 6

Firstly why would you ask her that? Secondly autistic people tend to say the truth and don't necessarily know how to flirt and lastly why tf have you posted a new FML, it seems to me you're an attention seeker and both of your posts never happened as you posted in the space of 2 weeks

I feel sorry for the girl.

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Mathalamus 24

It's an fml because the person wanted the honest truth, not sexual role play answers.

Just don’t be late for dinner!

Mfranks....nice recall reference.

safffybumbum 6

Firstly why would you ask her that? Secondly autistic people tend to say the truth and don't necessarily know how to flirt and lastly why tf have you posted a new FML, it seems to me you're an attention seeker and both of your posts never happened as you posted in the space of 2 weeks

Insert Hulk "I see this as an absolute win" meme... I really wish we could post memes

manb91gb 14

This sounds like fun! Tell her you want her to be a fire-breathing unicorn that can travel underwater and see how she pulls that off 😂

"Great. I want our first time making love to be special"

it would be safe to assume yes

julfunky 29

No, it wouldn’t.

bl3ur0z3 17

First of all, never ask somebody if they're autistic. That's a seriously dick move. Second, that's not an FML. But if it were, YDI.

ThatOneLonelyAsian 31

I'm disabled myself and I'd rather be asked if i am or not and the FML is that she wanted to flirt but i wanted an answer because as a disabled person I feel it matters

I feel sorry for the girl.

ThatOneLonelyAsian 31

because she's autistic?