Today, I asked the girl who has a crush on me if she was autistic. She replied without hesitation, "I can be whatever you want me to be." FML
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Packed lecture halls, a sketchy roommate and frat parties: welcome to college, the real thing.
Today, a girl I'd been crushing on for a little while and I were talking about autism. Some of the last words she said were "I try to not find autistic people so fucking annoying, but I can't help it. But can you blame me?” I'm autistic. FML
Today, during my first date with a girl I've liked for awhile, she tells me about some minor disabilities she was born with. Wanting to be honest with her too, I tell her I'm slightly autistic. Her response was, "I'm sorry this isn't going to work. I can't date a retard." I had to eat alone after that. FML
Today, I asked a girl out. She replied, "Sorry, I'm suddenly a lesbian." FML
Today, I finally went on a date with a girl I've been talking to for 2 years. She is my dream girl, picture perfect and I love her with all my heart. So I asked her, half jokingly, if I was her dream guy. Her reply? "Don't ask me something you don't want to hear the answer of." FML
Today, after three weeks of putting it off, I decided to ask out the girl I've had a major crush on since third grade. When I told her, she smiled, but then quickly said, "But aren't you gay?" FML
Today, I asked the girl I am in love with out on a date. She asked me for my name. FML
Today, I asked out a girl that I've liked for a while. She thought I was joking and laughed, saying, "No. Have you met yourself?" FML
Today, I was interviewing a woman for a job. She told me that she may need days off because of her artistic son. I jokingly replied, "Does he color on the walls or something?" She then stared at me with a weird look on her face. Autistic, her son is autistic. FML
Today, my wife, in all seriousness, told me she believed I am autistic. With all due respect to autistic people out there, WTF? FML
Today, my therapist mentioned we should look into the possibility of me being autistic. When telling my boyfriend what she'd said, he replied, “I don’t think you’re autistic, just damaged.” FML
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safffybumbum 6
Firstly why would you ask her that? Secondly autistic people tend to say the truth and don't necessarily know how to flirt and lastly why tf have you posted a new FML, it seems to me you're an attention seeker and both of your posts never happened as you posted in the space of 2 weeks
DogStew 20
I feel sorry for the girl.
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Comments (30)
Mathalamus 25
It's an fml because the person wanted the honest truth, not sexual role play answers.
mfranks19891989 10
Just don’t be late for dinner!
Smgreene 15
Mfranks....nice recall reference.
safffybumbum 6
Firstly why would you ask her that? Secondly autistic people tend to say the truth and don't necessarily know how to flirt and lastly why tf have you posted a new FML, it seems to me you're an attention seeker and both of your posts never happened as you posted in the space of 2 weeks
Lurker1 9
Insert Hulk "I see this as an absolute win" meme... I really wish we could post memes
manb91gb 15
This sounds like fun! Tell her you want her to be a fire-breathing unicorn that can travel underwater and see how she pulls that off 😂
juggalo2 22
"Great. I want our first time making love to be special"
GamerChickxoxo 16
it would be safe to assume yes
julfunky 29
No, it wouldn’t.
BurnInDemonFire 39
Nope.
bl3ur0z3 17
First of all, never ask somebody if they're autistic. That's a seriously dick move. Second, that's not an FML. But if it were, YDI.
ThatOneLonelyAsian 31
I'm disabled myself and I'd rather be asked if i am or not and the FML is that she wanted to flirt but i wanted an answer because as a disabled person I feel it matters
DogStew 20
I feel sorry for the girl.
ThatOneLonelyAsian 31
because she's autistic?