Weird flex, but OK

By Anonymous - 10/11/2019 20:00

Today, I asked the girl who has a crush on me if she was autistic. She replied without hesitation, "I can be whatever you want me to be." FML
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Same thing different taste

Top comments

safffybumbum 6

Firstly why would you ask her that? Secondly autistic people tend to say the truth and don't necessarily know how to flirt and lastly why tf have you posted a new FML, it seems to me you're an attention seeker and both of your posts never happened as you posted in the space of 2 weeks

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Mathalamus 24

It's an fml because the person wanted the honest truth, not sexual role play answers.

safffybumbum 6

Firstly why would you ask her that? Secondly autistic people tend to say the truth and don't necessarily know how to flirt and lastly why tf have you posted a new FML, it seems to me you're an attention seeker and both of your posts never happened as you posted in the space of 2 weeks

Insert Hulk "I see this as an absolute win" meme... I really wish we could post memes

manb91gb 15

This sounds like fun! Tell her you want her to be a fire-breathing unicorn that can travel underwater and see how she pulls that off 😂

"Great. I want our first time making love to be special"

bl3ur0z3 17

First of all, never ask somebody if they're autistic. That's a seriously dick move. Second, that's not an FML. But if it were, YDI.

ThatOneLonelyAsian 31

I'm disabled myself and I'd rather be asked if i am or not and the FML is that she wanted to flirt but i wanted an answer because as a disabled person I feel it matters

ThatOneLonelyAsian 31