Today, while walking my dog, we came across two men having a heated argument in the street. My dog decided the perfect place to poop was right next to them. He wouldn't budge no matter what. Meanwhile, one of the men pulled a knife, and I practically shat myself. FML
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devildog562
| 33
They say owners take on traits of their dogs .
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Wizardo
| 33
Legend says Devil Dog still gets his sayings mixed up to this day, he was never the same. Not after the accident...
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TeasinDaNoobs
| 16
Never heard that before... Sorry #1
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eddyinfinity
| 21
This comment is excellent. Why negative votes?
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bleedingglitter
| 24
Well that was a .... Shitty situation.
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UmmOkThen
| 31
You guys can have something in common now.
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nonsensical
| 26
yeah, i laughed way too hard at this fml. i mean im sure the situation was really scary in the moment, but im just imagining that peaceful face dogs put when they poop, with their bodies all arched and their tale straight up--i can even imagine him kicking the grass afterwards, proudly leaving his scent on the ground.
I hope the 2 men arguing got a good woof of that smell.
I hope the 2 men arguing got a good woof of that smell.
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EatUrGreens
| 20
Hope you had enough bags to clean the mess lol
and thankfully you got away too :)
and thankfully you got away too :)
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Polynomial
| 28
So, their argueing was at the same pitch as the brown note?
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davidpropert
| 32
27 steps below b flat?
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davidpropert
| 32
I guess some of you have never seen South Park
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aperron96
| 18
Wait did he pull the knife on you for having your dog shit near him??
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wildgenius
| 13
He pulled out a knife because of the argument.
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groovycrazyjoe
| 18
no the dog said it was bullshitt what they was arguing about lol
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firelegend
| 17
Since when do dogs talk
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jentrynicole
| 20
Pets. Causing awkward situations to become more awkward since the dawn of time.
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ImZacko
| 15
Well you know what they say when you gotta go...
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countryb_cth
| 38
You shit in the middle of an argument?
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Dalboz
| 26
I would have left. The dog would eventually come back to you. and I doubt any man will stab a dog
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Smooth_Criminal
| 24
You should watch Animal Cops.
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PizzaElHutt
| 7
If that man happens to be a sketchy tweaker there is a much higher chance.
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KuronoEru
| 26
Hopefully your dog saved you? Or did you run away leaving your dog behind?
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RedPillSucks
| 31
the dogs behind was taking a shit
and thankfully you got away too :)