By Anonymous
Today, while walking my dog, we came across two men having a heated argument in the street. My dog decided the perfect place to poop was right next to them. He wouldn't budge no matter what. Meanwhile, one of the men pulled a knife, and I practically shat myself. FML
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  nonsensical  |  26

yeah, i laughed way too hard at this fml. i mean im sure the situation was really scary in the moment, but im just imagining that peaceful face dogs put when they poop, with their bodies all arched and their tale straight up--i can even imagine him kicking the grass afterwards, proudly leaving his scent on the ground.

I hope the 2 men arguing got a good woof of that smell.