By Anonymous - 14/03/2015 03:30

Today, while walking my dog, we came across two men having a heated argument in the street. My dog decided the perfect place to poop was right next to them. He wouldn't budge no matter what. Meanwhile, one of the men pulled a knife, and I practically shat myself. FML
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UmmOkThen 31

You guys can have something in common now.

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EatUrGreens 20

Hope you had enough bags to clean the mess lol and thankfully you got away too :)

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devildog562 33

They say owners take on traits of their dogs .

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Wizardo 33

Legend says Devil Dog still gets his sayings mixed up to this day, he was never the same. Not after the accident...

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TeasinDaNoobs 16

Never heard that before... Sorry #1

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eddyinfinity 21

This comment is excellent. Why negative votes?

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bleedingglitter 24

Well that was a .... Shitty situation.

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UmmOkThen 31

You guys can have something in common now.

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nonsensical 26

yeah, i laughed way too hard at this fml. i mean im sure the situation was really scary in the moment, but im just imagining that peaceful face dogs put when they poop, with their bodies all arched and their tale straight up--i can even imagine him kicking the grass afterwards, proudly leaving his scent on the ground. I hope the 2 men arguing got a good woof of that smell.

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EatUrGreens 20

Hope you had enough bags to clean the mess lol and thankfully you got away too :)

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Polynomial 28

So, their argueing was at the same pitch as the brown note?

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davidpropert 32

27 steps below b flat?

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davidpropert 32

I guess some of you have never seen South Park

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aperron96 18

Wait did he pull the knife on you for having your dog shit near him??

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wildgenius 13

He pulled out a knife because of the argument.

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groovycrazyjoe 18

no the dog said it was bullshitt what they was arguing about lol

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firelegend 17

Since when do dogs talk

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jentrynicole 20

Pets. Causing awkward situations to become more awkward since the dawn of time.

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ImZacko 15

Well you know what they say when you gotta go...

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countryb_cth 38

You shit in the middle of an argument?

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Dalboz 26

I would have left. The dog would eventually come back to you. and I doubt any man will stab a dog

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Smooth_Criminal 24

You should watch Animal Cops.

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PizzaElHutt 7

If that man happens to be a sketchy tweaker there is a much higher chance.

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KuronoEru 26

Hopefully your dog saved you? Or did you run away leaving your dog behind?

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RedPillSucks 31

the dogs behind was taking a shit

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