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By Stiny - 01/06/2011 18:44 - United States

Today, I got kneed in the stomach by a sixth grader. I couldn't breathe. I have a black belt in Taekwondo. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/04/2009 10:28 - United States

Today, we sparred for Tae Kwon Do. I forgot my cup, but I didn't think anyone sucked enough to hit me below the belt. 5 seconds into a match, some girl knees me in the happy sacks. After writhing in pain for 30 seconds, I got back up to spar. I didn't think she sucked enough to do it again. She did. FML

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By Karate Kid - 25/05/2012 06:29 - Australia - Surry Hills

Today, I was showing some new karate moves in the park to my friends. I mimed a punch behind a girl walking past to show my technique and control, but she must have seen me. She turned around and kicked me in the stomach. To add insult to injury, her technique was better than mine. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/07/2013 04:37 - Canada - Kinburn

Today, I was doing a demonstration in front of my taekwondo class because I'm flexible. Really flexible. I kneed myself in the face and broke my nose. FML

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By wrestling probs - 26/05/2015 02:24 - United States

Today, I was wrestling in a tournament. I was in the finals about to win when the kid threw up on me. They thought I'd hit him in the stomach hard enough to make him throw up, so they disqualified me. FML

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By TKDConnor92 - 22/07/2011 10:51 - United Kingdom

Today, I was helping a 7 year-old student in my martial arts class with his kicks. My reward? A surprisingly powerful kick to the testicles. FML

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By GoDiarrhea - 04/03/2010 18:52 - Argentina

Today, I came down with sudden diarrhea while at taekwondo practice. I discreetly called my dad for a pickup, but on our way out, he told my instructor that I had to go because I was "shitting my pants with fear". He did this in front of all my classmates. FML

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By Pfff - 11/12/2008 10:40 - France

Today, I argued with a boy from school over a girl. I didn't know he was a black belt judoka. I'm still in pain. FML

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By Dexter - 21/05/2023 18:00

Today, I was in school when I got up to ask the teacher a question. For no reason, the guy sitting next to me punched me in the gut so hard I collapsed and saw stars. The teacher simply rolled her eyes and told me to get back to work. FML

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Take that

By anonymous - 26/01/2010 12:55 - United Kingdom

Today, I was at my Muay Thai class. We were doing a combination which consisted of a low kick, body kick and head kick. My partner had already done the low kick so I held the pads for the body kick. He kicked me straight in the jaw. I'm a teenage girl and he's a fully grown man. FML

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By Broken - 17/06/2009 14:12 - United States

Today, I was running with my sister's dog. It had the brilliant idea of shooting between my legs and I immediately faceplanted on the cement. I now have a swollen nose and cuts all over my body. I'm a grown man who does martial arts and I got beat up by a dog the size of a baby. FML

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ihasbrains 10

Wednesday 1 June 2011 23:53

At least it wasn't your balls

omfgTACOsYeSs 0

Wednesday 1 June 2011 23:54

Watch Kung Fu Panda 2, that shit teaches the best moves.

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madkatter117 0

Friday 3 June 2011 6:29

Taekwondo is USELESS. A bunch of pretty kicks. Woo, I can beat up the air! You can't use it for self defense. i have at least 10 friends with blackbelts in taekwondo and we spar for fun. I don't take a martial art, fighting or anything similar and never have and I beat them up in maybe ten seconds.

sheababy92 0

Friday 3 June 2011 6:44

as a martial artist, I can tell you that most places these days will move you up a belt as long as you keep paying them. they don't care if you learn a thing. and yes TKD does focus primarily on kicks, however, it doesn't completely leave out the arms. you still learn punches and blocks.

AnneAlysse 0

Friday 3 June 2011 7:11

Wow. Sixth graders these days must be pretty badass! XD

LifeSucksChicken 0

Friday 3 June 2011 8:40

it doesn't matter if it was a sixth grader, getting knead still hurts lol

yourlifeisbetter_fml 0

Friday 3 June 2011 16:49

You should NEVER piss off short people.

sipher16 0

Friday 3 June 2011 16:59

I'm sure your instructor would be disappointed in your performance.

thechief50 0

Saturday 4 June 2011 8:09

how that treating you ya pussy? you need to learn how to fight not defend dumbass!!!

Magnimus 4

Saturday 4 June 2011 14:59

Fake black belts are a dime a dozen. YDI, OP.

blindfire14 0

Saturday 4 June 2011 23:56

Hahahaha that pathetic! Taekwondo is like the pussy dance of all martial arts! Learn a real martial art.

SACKERLAND 6

Sunday 5 June 2011 19:03

Why didn't you kill the little fag?

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