FML : Today, after speeding home due to an overflowing bladder, I ran to the bathroom, forgetting that the toilet seat was broken. While doing my business, the...

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Today, after speeding home due to an overflowing bladder, I ran to the bathroom, forgetting that the toilet seat was broken. While doing my business, the toilet seat and I both slid off the bowl. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Thursday 17 March 2011 18:57 / United States

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By mintcar | 9

#2195595 - Thursday 17 March 2011 21:43

How did it break in the first place? Take it easy.

By Aoifexzx | 3

#2195679 - Thursday 17 March 2011 21:57

it's not a huge deal, don't get all pissy about it.

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By mintcar | 9

#2195595 - Thursday 17 March 2011 21:43

How did it break in the first place? Take it easy.

rallets | 22

#2195777 - Thursday 17 March 2011 22:17

that mustve pissed you off

persianjr1 | 7

#2195819 - Thursday 17 March 2011 22:27

what a shitty situation to be in. lol

mintcar | 9

#2195829 - Thursday 17 March 2011 22:28

Wow... I knew /someone/ would make that comment.

persianjr1 | 7

#2195866 - Thursday 17 March 2011 22:46

haha I figured no one did it so I might as well be the first. lol

L3Paparazzo | 7

#2195887 - Thursday 17 March 2011 22:50

ewww

BAMF18 | 0

#2195905 - Thursday 17 March 2011 22:51

its better to be pissed off than pissed on. in this case, he was both

TayonaC | 10

#2195932 - Thursday 17 March 2011 22:56

he is a she....,

rallets | 22

#2196747 - Friday 18 March 2011 0:22

why do my comments always get modded? im not even trolling on some of my comments..like this one
its gonna get thumbs down, but meh

Takador | 3

#2197194 - Friday 18 March 2011 1:48

OP, use GoGirl!

hellogoodbye339 | 3

#2197536 - Friday 18 March 2011 3:01

ever heard of a blumpkin?

MissBunny25 | 0

#2197577 - Friday 18 March 2011 3:10

I've actually Been in a situation like this before.. except it involves boiling water and some uncooperative macaroni noodles -.-

rallets | 22

#2197605 - Friday 18 March 2011 3:18

holy shit, epic macaroni convo starting up again

*grabs bowl and cheese*

persianjr1 | 7

#2197958 - Friday 18 March 2011 4:19

haha. grabs separate pot and macaroni

LETS DO THIS

FOR PERSIA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MissBunny25 | 0

#2198026 - Friday 18 March 2011 4:28

84 & 90... holy shit what have I started? :') y'all make me so proud.. :D *cranks up Dora soundtrack* let's do this!

persianjr1 | 7

#2198065 - Friday 18 March 2011 4:38

what you have started my friend, is called a macaroni movement. in which case the best and brightest people go and burn trolls to shreds with macaroni. lol

ballwiz23 | 0

#2198091 - Friday 18 March 2011 4:42

what is it with you and macaroni?

Kevinzzz | 0

#2198102 - Friday 18 March 2011 4:43

Now everytime I see ur pic Bunni I think, "And here comes the macaroni!" lmfao

x3nikkii97 | 0

#2198115 - Friday 18 March 2011 4:45

thaats why guys are luckyy. they dont havee to sitt on dirtyy publiic toiletss :/ or in this case, broken ones ;D

Kevinzzz | 0

#2198128 - Friday 18 March 2011 4:48

very well spoken 100!

5t3ff1k4h | 43

#2198258 - Friday 18 March 2011 5:22

100 - It seems your hands are shaking so much you've doubled a few of your letters unnecessarily. Maybe you should get that checked out.

rallets | 22

#2198822 - Friday 18 March 2011 7:50

its the other way around #95

By Molord1 | 0

#2195599 - Thursday 17 March 2011 21:43

lol

MyNameIsBruce | 0

#2195646 - Thursday 17 March 2011 21:52

23 dollars. More Gangsta than 17 dollars.

mintcar | 9

#2195675 - Thursday 17 March 2011 21:55

What is that thing he's doing with his fingers?

mintcar | 9

#2195682 - Thursday 17 March 2011 21:57

Thing*

mintcar | 9

#2195685 - Thursday 17 March 2011 21:57

Thing*

tulsafml | 0

#2195712 - Thursday 17 March 2011 22:05

gangsta

TayonaC | 10

#2195983 - Thursday 17 March 2011 23:09

#13
I guess it's some gang sign... I'm sure he feels better now knowing he's got a whopping what was it $13 or $17?
either way it's stupid and funny :0)

KiddNYC1O | 20

#2196139 - Thursday 17 March 2011 23:55

13- He's throwing up a sign...

slynoble32 | 11

#2198254 - Friday 18 March 2011 5:22

FUK BLOODS Cs up lol jkjkjkjkjk i aint bangin lol

By FallonFerSure | 6

#2195604 - Thursday 17 March 2011 21:44

Ouch! Poor toilet seat...

By instnt1nfction | 16

#2195608 - Thursday 17 March 2011 21:45

that's why guys rule

persianjr1 | 7

#2195824 - Thursday 17 March 2011 22:30

your pic made me laugh

froob | 0

#2196001 - Thursday 17 March 2011 23:13

tru dat

bazingaman10 | 0

#2196184 - Friday 18 March 2011 0:04

and girls drool

sgenfkshe | 5

#2196979 - Friday 18 March 2011 1:08

that's a rude picture to have, jackass.

funnyFMLSplz | 0

#2197816 - Friday 18 March 2011 3:53

k, girls don't fucking drool. I <3 them. don't be mad cus you can't get any girls to pay attention to you

persianjr1 | 7

#2197968 - Friday 18 March 2011 4:20

what? idgi

persianjr1 | 7

#2198140 - Friday 18 March 2011 4:51

whats wrong with the pic. I'm being completely serious.

MissBunny25 | 0

#2198277 - Friday 18 March 2011 5:27

103 absolutely nothing that I can see.

countryboyj17 | 0

#2198742 - Friday 18 March 2011 7:30

idk but it made me lol xD

By mboehm88 | 3

#2195621 - Thursday 17 March 2011 21:46

it's like riding a surfboard but you're shitting everywhere instead

MissBunny25 | 0

#2197574 - Friday 18 March 2011 3:08

hahahahahahaha wtf? you deserve a prize for that random comment .

cldean24 | 0

#2201928 - Saturday 19 March 2011 1:22

I wish FML had a high five button.

By jewels1877 | 0

#2195630 - Thursday 17 March 2011 21:49

I'd be pissed.

BugsBunny1 | 4

#2197231 - Friday 18 March 2011 1:57

I don't aPEEciate the tone you're using with me!

BugsBunny1 | 4

#2197233 - Friday 18 March 2011 1:57

I don't aPEEciate the tone you're using with me!

BugsBunny1 | 4

#2197235 - Friday 18 March 2011 1:57

I don't aPEEciate the tone you're using with me!

jewels1877 | 0

#2212195 - Sunday 20 March 2011 22:03

Get over it! >:-/

jewels1877 | 0

#2212203 - Sunday 20 March 2011 22:05

Get over it! >:-/

By musicfreak9821 | 6

#2195632 - Thursday 17 March 2011 21:50

whoah there buddy, how did the freaking toilet seat break? that leaves me mysteriously curious...

TayonaC | 10

#2195988 - Thursday 17 March 2011 23:10

dang that's a FAT SQUIRREL!
he must really be packing some nuts

BugsBunny1 | 4

#2197284 - Friday 18 March 2011 2:05

It obviously wasn't in PISStine condition. :P

By cptmorgan15 | 2

#2195633 - Thursday 17 March 2011 21:50

Home-made slipn'slide!

persianjr1 | 7

#2195991 - Thursday 17 March 2011 23:11

no. just no

ShokuMasterLord | 0

#2197189 - Friday 18 March 2011 1:47

Ew.

By blackhamster97 | 7

#2195636 - Thursday 17 March 2011 21:50

At least u were home and could have changed still sucks though.

By huntermc7 | 0

#2195654 - Thursday 17 March 2011 21:52

All slippy slidey. lol

jinki101 | 0

#2197771 - Friday 18 March 2011 3:42

omg... dude u look just like justin bieber.. idk if u take that offensive or not but im not even kidding.. u look just like him..

jess6blondie9 | 2

#2198100 - Friday 18 March 2011 4:43

Not at all, actually.

luke1998 | 0

#2198466 - Friday 18 March 2011 6:20

yea no

luke1998 | 0

#2198468 - Friday 18 March 2011 6:20

yea no

jinki101 | 0

#2199339 - Friday 18 March 2011 13:13

no in his old pic he did..eh idk now..

huntermc7 | 0

#2200882 - Friday 18 March 2011 21:11

ha old pic

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