By Anonymous - 17/03/2011 18:57 - United States

Today, after speeding home due to an overflowing bladder, I ran to the bathroom, forgetting that the toilet seat was broken. While doing my business, the toilet seat and I both slid off the bowl. FML
I agree, your life sucks 30 971
You deserved it 7 006

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How did it break in the first place? Take it easy.

it's not a huge deal, don't get all pissy about it.

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How did it break in the first place? Take it easy.

that mustve pissed you off

what a shitty situation to be in. lol

Wow... I knew /someone/ would make that comment.

haha I figured no one did it so I might as well be the first. lol

its better to be pissed off than pissed on. in this case, he was both

he is a she....,

why do my comments always get modded? im not even trolling on some of my comments..like this one its gonna get thumbs down, but meh

OP, use GoGirl!

ever heard of a blumpkin?

I've actually Been in a situation like this before.. except it involves boiling water and some uncooperative macaroni noodles -.-

holy shit, epic macaroni convo starting up again *grabs bowl and cheese*

haha. grabs separate pot and macaroni LETS DO THIS FOR PERSIA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

84 & 90... holy shit what have I started? :') y'all make me so proud.. :D *cranks up Dora soundtrack* let's do this!

what you have started my friend, is called a macaroni movement. in which case the best and brightest people go and burn trolls to shreds with macaroni. lol

what is it with you and macaroni?

Now everytime I see ur pic Bunni I think, "And here comes the macaroni!" lmfao

thaats why guys are luckyy. they dont havee to sitt on dirtyy publiic toiletss :/ or in this case, broken ones ;D

very well spoken 100!

100 - It seems your hands are shaking so much you've doubled a few of your letters unnecessarily. Maybe you should get that checked out.

its the other way around #95

23 dollars. More Gangsta than 17 dollars.

What is that thing he's doing with his fingers?

#13 I guess it's some gang sign... I'm sure he feels better now knowing he's got a whopping what was it $13 or $17? either way it's stupid and funny :0)

13- He's throwing up a sign...

FUK BLOODS Cs up lol jkjkjkjkjk i aint bangin lol

Ouch! Poor toilet seat...

that's why guys rule

your pic made me laugh

that's a rude picture to have, jackass.

k, girls don't fucking drool. I <3 them. don't be mad cus you can't get any girls to pay attention to you

whats wrong with the pic. I'm being completely serious.

103 absolutely nothing that I can see.

idk but it made me lol xD

it's like riding a surfboard but you're shitting everywhere instead

hahahahahahaha wtf? you deserve a prize for that random comment .

cldean24 4

I wish FML had a high five button.

I'd be pissed.

I don't aPEEciate the tone you're using with me!

I don't aPEEciate the tone you're using with me!

I don't aPEEciate the tone you're using with me!

Get over it! &gt;:-/

Get over it! &gt;:-/

whoah there buddy, how did the freaking toilet seat break? that leaves me mysteriously curious...

dang that's a FAT SQUIRREL! he must really be packing some nuts

It obviously wasn't in PISStine condition. :P

At least u were home and could have changed still sucks though.

All slippy slidey. lol

omg... dude u look just like justin bieber.. idk if u take that offensive or not but im not even kidding.. u look just like him..

Not at all, actually.

no in his old pic he did..eh idk now..