Today, the bus came to pick up my daughter to take her to kindergarten. When it honked, I opened the door for her to let her run out to it. Halfway there, she tripped and started crying. I couldn't run out because I was still in my underwear. Now her bus thinks I'm the worst mom ever. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to pick up my daughter from preschool. When I got there, I ran to give her a hug. She screamed and ran away. FML
Today, I missed my bus, so I walked home in the rain from school, only to realize my mom had been following me the whole time in the car, laughing her ass off. FML
Today, I had to catch a shuttle bus. I awoke to the sound of a car horn. I ran out in my boxers and saw a bus take off down the road. I chased it, thinking I had missed my bus. I realized I hadn't only when I saw frightened kids in the back of the bus. FML
Today, after having bought my daughter a complete set of new school clothes, she threw a tantrum and refused to wear them. I told her she could either wear them, or go to school naked. She made if half-way down the street in the nude before I caught up and dragged her back inside. FML
Today, I took the bus. The old lady next to me almost fell when the driver stopped, but I managed to catch her. Five minutes later, the same thing happened to me. The old lady tried to help me, but I lost my balance and pulled her skirt down. FML
Today, I missed my bus by a minute. I called up my step-dad asking him if he could drive me because I had a test first period. After about calling him twenty times, and him not picking up, I saw him drive by the bus stop, pointing at me and laughing hysterically. FML
Today, when I went to pick up my daughter from preschool, I found out she'd "accidentally" tried to flush her clothes down the toilet while going to the bathroom. FML
Today, I was walking towards the bus. The bus was scheduled to leave at 3:20, and it was 3:19 so I decided to run for it. As the doors were closing, I managed to just slip my hand into the door, so it didn't fully close. The bus driver saw this, looked at my face, and then drove away. FML
Today, I almost missed the bus. I grabbed my backpack and ran out the door. It wasn't until after we got to school that I realized I was still in my slippers. FML
Today, while picking my daughter up from school, I saw her being beaten by two boys while the teacher stood there doing nothing. I ran to help, but then she pushed one of the boys off her. The teacher then pulled her away, yelled at her and then yelled at me for "not raising my kid right." FML
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Norther 1
WTF is wrong with you?!
Awahso 25
Why didnt you just run out anyway?
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Comments (312)
im_awsome 2
i feel yuu. im always half naked walkinnaround my house. but i in my case have no kids and by bf loves it so ydi
BWill9014 4
Are you retarded?
Anaxes 5
She's pretty awsome, not Awesome though.
MissBunny25 0
please don't reproduce..
rockefoe 6
lol yeahh...you should've walked out with her..
truehitman2010 0
why are you in underwear when you have a child?
sin_bb 0
uhh cuz she's not a nudist?
solberner 4
BBe
solberner 4
because she just got up and was getting her daughter ready for school and if its just her n her daughter then theres nothing wrong with that.*
perdix 31
I'm sure all the five-year-old boys hate you for depriving them of some hot MILF action.
DoubleEdgedBlade 4
My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard!
BWill9014 4
Why are people still talking about her being in her under wear around the house... she's her damn mom you retard and it's her daughter so they are both female... I see nothing indecent about this... stfu
LuxAeterna_fml 0
And they're like..?
LiznessMonster 9
So moms (or dad) are not allowed to wear underwear? I need to notify my parents about this, because we had no idea. o.O
marinus_fml 20
I hate it when busses have thoughts.
LunaNstars 0
exactly my thought. guess it was the magic school bus
Felipeg33 0
yeah, they can really get intellectual on you sometimes!
sk8erd 15
dude your daughter was hurt and you were worried bout your damn exposure?! Wow..
bthomas0319 2
nobody cares what you have to say, wannabe.
LunaNstars 0
tough decision. hmm going to grab a robe and running to console your baby girl or staying inside in your undies to watch her cry and pick herself up. what to do, what to do?
ChibiChibi_fml 28
By the time she runs and grabs the robe the girl may have already picked herself up and moved on.
denisebalderas 0
seriously? you should have ran out regardless
ceeejjjj 0
ydi u horrible woman!
sourgirl101 29
Awe your poor little girl. Hurt and crying with you nowhere in sight. Learn your lesson and start putting on a robe from now on. I'm sure this won't be the only time she may need you.