By me - 07/09/2011 23:53 - United States

Today, I missed my bus, so I walked home in the rain from school, only to realize my mom had been following me the whole time in the car, laughing her ass off. FML
I agree, your life sucks 41 680
You deserved it 3 987

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chickunkey 0

Hahaha... bitch.

mellylicious 8

If you get a cold, get her sick too (;


chickunkey 0

Hahaha... bitch.

And when you're booking her into the old people's home 50 years from now you can remind her why you don't want her living with you!

fthislyfe 22

I can't believe what people say here about their parents...I mean, how could a mom or dad do these kinds of things? I'm sorry for OP

EnEl_Infierno 15

#13 Nah I think op mom is cool, she was following him I'm sure she wouldn't let anything happen to him, and most likely just laughing because op probably didn't notice her following him/her for awhile, I mean who doesn't recognize their own parents car.

Here's what I want to know. If you take the school bus, why is your mom following you? Shouldn't she just pick you up from school every day instead?

was your mom high?

"I swear, I'm so pissed off at my mom. As soon as she's of age, I'm putting her in a home."

EnEl_Infierno 15

32 His mom probably picks him up at a bus stop or waits for him at home, and since he "missed" his bus and wasn't at either, at what I guessing is at usually set time and since it was raining, I'm sure op mom probably had enough common sense to figure out that he was walking and went to look for him.

GlitteryMasakali 1

Mmm save money, purchase a car of your own.

OP, when she's too old to drive, you do the exact same to her if you see her walking. Only, that'd make you a dick, cause she's old. But in all seriousness, if she was following you for a long time, then you need to start paying more attention to your surroundings, because that could have been a pedophile following you, and you wouldn't have had a clue.

40, here's the point I'd like to make with your comment. If she did use all that deductive reasoning to figure that her child is out walking home in the rain, and if she's going out to find him, why should she be a douche rag and not pick OP up, after all that effort.

ImFrackinBored 13

Invest in a longboard if your not 16 yet. Best 300 bucks ever spent.

Or a bike best $100 ever spent

CUT HER ALLOWANCE. She was naughty, so you might wanna make her go to the naughty corner as well.

EnEl_Infierno 15

63 You're giving me a headache, read the Op post correctly and comment 17 above you, then read your posts, and this time try and use a bit of basic comprehension skills, if you still don't get it, I'm not going to get into it with someone who still obviously lacks the comprehension of a 6 grader. And I will not make the mistake of commenting to you again.

Bekeliyr 10

Only in Jersey...

PoisonParadise 0

67- omfg yes.

aFMLfann4life 0

Wow, I'm so sorry :(

I don't understand y she was laughing

Yeah that sucks. Invest in a small umbrella for future purposes maybe?

fake an gay!!! its ******* 100 degrees

mellylicious 8

If you get a cold, get her sick too (;

Her retirement home will be the best money can buy, I'm sure.

I totally agree!!

Why the best money can buy? The almost reasonable ones are still good. I heard that, there's good stories to hear from the retirees, and they serve milk and cookies =) well so I heard..

Naww, if OP wanted to save money they'd send her to some shithole that only serves the seniors the cookies so they die of thirst.

enonymous 8

You guys need to watch 60minutes.. It gives better retirement home reviews than yelp

SimpleMinds_fml 7

Xanthos - just to let you know. Nursing/retirement homes are rampant with elderly abuse. It has become a huge, and disgusting, issue.

I'd just wait till she needs a wheelchair


Malkria 1

I would have screamed STRANGER DANGER!!!!

Well, don't worry Karma is a vengeful person, they'll help you out >=D

Fuck it, we need a boat.

Fuck that, we need a jet ski, riding the wave's of bullshit, in style.



Im just going to take a wild guess here.. But I'm pretty sure karma's not a person..

KennKenn 0

I bet she was listening to Rihanna's "Umbrella" in the car too.

Haha, could always be!

beebeeL 1

Punch her in the jaw make sure she never laughs again !!!!!

not_cool808 14

i would have call the cops on her for stalking you. then tell them you didnt know it was your mom who has been following you.