Today, the bus came to pick up my daughter to take her to kindergarten. When it honked, I opened the door for her to let her run out to it. Halfway there, she tripped and started crying. I couldn't run out because I was still in my underwear. Now her bus thinks I'm the worst mom ever. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to pick up my daughter from preschool. When I got there, I ran to give her a hug. She screamed and ran away. FML
Today, I missed my bus, so I walked home in the rain from school, only to realize my mom had been following me the whole time in the car, laughing her ass off. FML
Today, I had to catch a shuttle bus. I awoke to the sound of a car horn. I ran out in my boxers and saw a bus take off down the road. I chased it, thinking I had missed my bus. I realized I hadn't only when I saw frightened kids in the back of the bus. FML
Today, after having bought my daughter a complete set of new school clothes, she threw a tantrum and refused to wear them. I told her she could either wear them, or go to school naked. She made if half-way down the street in the nude before I caught up and dragged her back inside. FML
Today, I took the bus. The old lady next to me almost fell when the driver stopped, but I managed to catch her. Five minutes later, the same thing happened to me. The old lady tried to help me, but I lost my balance and pulled her skirt down. FML
Today, I missed my bus by a minute. I called up my step-dad asking him if he could drive me because I had a test first period. After about calling him twenty times, and him not picking up, I saw him drive by the bus stop, pointing at me and laughing hysterically. FML
Today, when I went to pick up my daughter from preschool, I found out she'd "accidentally" tried to flush her clothes down the toilet while going to the bathroom. FML
Today, I was walking towards the bus. The bus was scheduled to leave at 3:20, and it was 3:19 so I decided to run for it. As the doors were closing, I managed to just slip my hand into the door, so it didn't fully close. The bus driver saw this, looked at my face, and then drove away. FML
Today, I almost missed the bus. I grabbed my backpack and ran out the door. It wasn't until after we got to school that I realized I was still in my slippers. FML
Today, while picking my daughter up from school, I saw her being beaten by two boys while the teacher stood there doing nothing. I ran to help, but then she pushed one of the boys off her. The teacher then pulled her away, yelled at her and then yelled at me for "not raising my kid right." FML
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Norther 1
WTF is wrong with you?!
Awahso 25
Why didnt you just run out anyway?
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Comments (312)
turdontoast 8
HAHA, my mom did this when I was little.
ronnieboo 0
buses can think these days? lmao
hypn0 0
I didn't know biases could think..
bananamonkee 0
hahaha seriously I bet half of you guys commenting against her wouldn't dare step out of the house in your panties or tighty whities, especially you girls hahahwell some dudes don't give a flip "hang out with the Wang out"!
fraqtl 1
you are the worst mom ever. is your "dignity" worth more than your child knowing you care?
letsgetouttahere 3
I think this is the most misread/misinterperated FML I've ever seen :L It was probably a good idea not to embarrass your child infront of all her peers. Next time wear clothes when you're seeing her off :)
queenmilfsuckas 0
Deriously?!! It's not what she looks like, it's what she's not wearing. It's considered indecent exposure! Anyway, I'm sure her kid was fine...what she tripped and fell! She didn't break a leg or something more serious!
Igor_g5 0
You should have just gone ahead and run out there. You are a crappy mom.
jackiemuffinz 1
bahaha too funny!!
FancyKnickers_fml 0
That's like getting caught with your pants down.