Books, Smells, Kittens and Summer: The smells of summer - FML

The smells of summer

By Anonymous - 02/09/2021 08:01

Today, I was sitting in the garden with a book, enjoying the fragrant summer breeze. That fragrance changed somewhat once my kittens discovered that the big mole hill next to me made an excellent toilet. FML

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RichardPencil 30

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Thursday 2 September 2021 15:39

At least they didn't make a mountain out of it.

rebelwithmouseyhair 18

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Thursday 2 September 2021 8:29

You should be pleased they're doing it in the garden and not the house. Grow up and quit moaning or give the kittens to people who know that owning a pet means dealing with bodily emissions.

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Major Ahull 3

Thursday 2 September 2021 8:02

Grab a mallet and play Whack-a-kitten!

rebelwithmouseyhair 18

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Thursday 2 September 2021 8:29

You should be pleased they're doing it in the garden and not the house. Grow up and quit moaning or give the kittens to people who know that owning a pet means dealing with bodily emissions.

mary_resz 7

Saturday 4 September 2021 19:38

You can still complain when something inconvenient happens??? It doesn’t mean she isn’t a good cat owner. Weirdo

Warp1978 15

Thursday 2 September 2021 9:22

Count your self lucky I have a rescue and he refuses to shit in the garden and will only go in the litter tray. It smells so bad that the stench fills the ground floor.

RichardPencil 30

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Thursday 2 September 2021 15:39

At least they didn't make a mountain out of it.

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