Today, there was a girl in heels running in front of me at school, and she slipped on ice. Trying to be a hero, I dropped my backpack and ran up to help her, but ended up slipping and landing on her leg. As I walked back to my backpack, I found out I'd dropped my laptop and broken it. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was walking to school. I started running to catch up with my friend. I yelled her name, and she turned around in time to watch me slip on a sheet of ice, fall face first, and pass out. When she ran to my side, I unconsciously peed on her. FML
Today, while walking to my bus stop, I saw a girl slip on black ice, then catch herself, and I laughed because people catching themselves slip are hilarious. I reach the same patch of black ice and go flying, falling on my hip and spilling my coffee all over me. FML
Today, I was walking to the bus stop. I saw a chunk of ice and attempted to kick it. Sadly it was frozen to the ground, so I fell, broke my toe, and missed the bus. Even the bus driver was laughing as he drove by. FML
Today, I was standing next to the girl I like while she was looking at her phone. She dropped it and I tried to save it by catching it with my foot. I ended up kicking it across the room, cracking the screen. FML
Today, while skating to school, I got hit by a car, In front of the school. I went flying and everyone saw. The girl who hit me only said, "Oops, didn't see you." FML
Today, I was running on the treadmill at my local gym when I saw a girl I like a lot. I called out to her to say hi. As she was coming over, I accidentally stepped on the belt with one foot, crashed down on the treadmill, and continued to slide down in front of her, emerging with a gashed knee and arm. FML
Today, I was heading to class with all of my books and papers in my arms. To prevent tripping and falling down the stairs, I decided to take the elevator. On my way there, I slipped and fell because my books were blocking the wet floor sign. FML
Today, I was walking home from work, when I slipped and fell on a patch of ice. I clambered back to my feet, made it three feet, then slipped and fell again. A guy who'd witnessed the whole thing stuck his head out of his car window and yelled "Dumbasssssss!" FML
Today, I sat right next to the door on the bus. When I went to get up, a man tripped and pushed me down the exit door stairs. I fell down and broke my ankle. While tending to my ankle, the bus doors closed and my backpack with my laptop, notes and calculator drove away. FML
Today, my bike slipped on ice and I slid spectacularly for several meters. While my helmet saved me from a cracked skull, nothing could protect me from landing leg-first in the dog poop somebody hadn't bothered to pick up. I had to go to school like that. FML
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Top comments
MermaidSongXOXO 6
Chivalry: When you're trying to get ass but end up failing.
skullet 0
coordination win!
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Comments (194)
ravensunnyd 0
your really stupid and who weres high heels in the middle of winter you'd freez your feet off
Cthulu 0
^ win
dumbhaters 0
snickerdoodles is a wannabe saint fail who is horrible.
hijueputa 0
more like an arrogant hypocrite know it all wannabe.
jessxoxo28 5
aw, atleast u tried to be a sweet guy and help... to bad ur laptop is broke :(
BrettFavreisgod 0
thats what you get for being clumsy
Fop 6
Hah, so true.
racerapj 10
Agreed
racerapj 10
wow I comment to perdix and it goes here <_<
KurouTenshi 0
NO BILLY D: DON'T BE A HERO!!
x_HELLo_tHERE_x 0
Referrence win^^
sum1savemeh 0
win(:
Daerauko 0
ydi. lol seems watching the running girl slip on the ice you would have maybe learned by example instead of practice... ice is slippery DUH
rebel1 0
awww yeah that was very sweet!
TRJADN 0
FYL. I cared more about my laptop than I cared about my boyfriend. Laptops are awesome :-)
Lattenkiste 0
I agree with snickerdoodle. But you also gotta think. #1 There is ice in front of you #2 She ran over it and slipped #3 if you run over it you will slip. Deduction: Proceed with caution. It's all really elementary. I voted fyl cuz that really sucks but really you should have known better.
erinlovesyou416 0
rule #17: Don't Be a Hero
x_HELLo_tHERE_x 0
Zombieland! Yays!!!!!
CleanSheets 0
Win
containsnosoy 0
Zombieland would of been better if they actually included zombies in the middle of the movie, not just at the beginning and at the end. :/
soamazinxoxoc 0
those were some good rules for life. :) Zombieland was amazing.
OffToTheGayBar 9
132 - grocery store scene had zombies.
dumbrunette42 0
haha geez that suucks :( nice of u to try and help though