Today, there was a girl in heels running in front of me at school, and she slipped on ice. Trying to be a hero, I dropped my backpack and ran up to help her, but ended up slipping and landing on her leg. As I walked back to my backpack, I found out I'd dropped my laptop and broken it. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was walking to school. I started running to catch up with my friend. I yelled her name, and she turned around in time to watch me slip on a sheet of ice, fall face first, and pass out. When she ran to my side, I unconsciously peed on her. FML
Today, while walking to my bus stop, I saw a girl slip on black ice, then catch herself, and I laughed because people catching themselves slip are hilarious. I reach the same patch of black ice and go flying, falling on my hip and spilling my coffee all over me. FML
Today, I was walking to the bus stop. I saw a chunk of ice and attempted to kick it. Sadly it was frozen to the ground, so I fell, broke my toe, and missed the bus. Even the bus driver was laughing as he drove by. FML
Today, I was standing next to the girl I like while she was looking at her phone. She dropped it and I tried to save it by catching it with my foot. I ended up kicking it across the room, cracking the screen. FML
Today, while skating to school, I got hit by a car, In front of the school. I went flying and everyone saw. The girl who hit me only said, "Oops, didn't see you." FML
Today, I was running on the treadmill at my local gym when I saw a girl I like a lot. I called out to her to say hi. As she was coming over, I accidentally stepped on the belt with one foot, crashed down on the treadmill, and continued to slide down in front of her, emerging with a gashed knee and arm. FML
Today, I was heading to class with all of my books and papers in my arms. To prevent tripping and falling down the stairs, I decided to take the elevator. On my way there, I slipped and fell because my books were blocking the wet floor sign. FML
Today, I was walking home from work, when I slipped and fell on a patch of ice. I clambered back to my feet, made it three feet, then slipped and fell again. A guy who'd witnessed the whole thing stuck his head out of his car window and yelled "Dumbasssssss!" FML
Today, I sat right next to the door on the bus. When I went to get up, a man tripped and pushed me down the exit door stairs. I fell down and broke my ankle. While tending to my ankle, the bus doors closed and my backpack with my laptop, notes and calculator drove away. FML
Today, my bike slipped on ice and I slid spectacularly for several meters. While my helmet saved me from a cracked skull, nothing could protect me from landing leg-first in the dog poop somebody hadn't bothered to pick up. I had to go to school like that. FML
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MermaidSongXOXO 6
Chivalry: When you're trying to get ass but end up failing.
skullet 0
coordination win!
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Comments (194)
braFTW 0
Rule #17: Don't Be a Hero
likeomgwhat 0
that was dumb of u man... i hope that girl was really hot...even tho it dosnt make that much of a difference
toadaron 0
A for good intentions, F for execution. Average = C+
VraelVhalen 0
Yeah but he dropped his laptop so he loses a letter grade and is bumped to a minus so he gets a D-
thor89 0
the things you'll do to get layed
Skone 3
Rule #17: Don't be a hero
xsi0pao 0
YDI for tryna be helpful..
lolwtfwasthat 0
don't judge me but I do prefer womens legs spread
hassenpfeffermmm 0
that's what you get for being sexist. women don't need you to be their hero.
Skimbap 0
Lol, he tried to be a hero and save a person, and you turn into a feminist deal and bitch him out for being sexist. This is why you shouldn't have any rights
Funkengine12 0
"Today, I slipped on the ice, 'cause I was wearing heels. suddenly, some dumbass runs over and falls on my leg. then he runs off, crying about his laptop. FML"
bittersweet1 0
You get an a for trying :)